Dude, if you are so bent on getting back into these forums, just pick a new name and post anonymously, politely, and intelligently. Announcing yourself like this gets you nowhere.
The internet can be quite anonymous... and you can take advantage of it to get a fresh start. Of course, seeing how you've already abused that system to a T, and ruined many, many "fresh starts"...
I'd be game for allowing him to stay, but not under this name. There's no way people will take him seriously -- regardless of what he says or how "mature" he is. Just start (yet another) account, and see if you can form a positive part of the community, without any preconceived notions.
Besides, it makes for a fun new game: Find the Macgeek.
