OK, here's mine. I think I bought it in 1991 for about $1000.
No girlie features to make me soft, like shocks and shit. My legs and arms are the shocks. Grrrr.
Oh, and please ignore the colour scheme. I was still under the effects of the late 80's, early 90's flashy colour mind control experiments by the government. My god, you should have seen the Kemper snowboard jacket I had back then. Yikes.
I'm thinking of spray painting it a nice dull grey.