Brithers and Sisters,
It has been some time since I had cause tae write, either in admonition or warning, but I feel I must alert ye (yet again) tae the grave perils inherent in technologiocal advance.
I know that ye have here on these very fora, maist - if not all - o' the finest minds on the planet, spending days and months gravitating and pondering add-ons here, bells and whistles there, and tucking wee particle accelerators in next tae the disk drives.
But behold...
http://www.risk-evaluation-forum.org/luisada1.htm
(I hope this bluidy link works as I am notoriously inept wi' a ' this internet havers)
Beware Miniature Black Holes! Resist the temptation tae boost your performance wi' Strangelet generators!
There! I hae warned ye - the safety o' the very universe is noo in your haunds!
Yours maist sincerely,
Sir Mac, etc, etc