"This thing fucking SUCKS.... I HAYTE NASA!"
Meantime, check out the latest planetary discovery. Nearby and uber-water-ific! Fear the "hot ice" and "super-fluid water". BTW WTH is "super-fluid" water? I thought all water was "super fluid".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17117030
But we need a better name for our next home (we need to evolve gills and heat-shield scales of course - no problem the Umbrella Corporation is on it) than GJ 1214b. I think we should name it Durden 1. In Tyler we trust. Plus it sounds like "Durandal".