Dear Whitebook,
You are the most annoying Apple computer I have ever owned. 1.) This is the second time your bottom rubber has spontaneously exploded off of the laptop. and 2.) You appear to have a magical ability to eat any charger I attach to you. I am convinced that you have been voodoo-cursed, because there is no reason for you to keep repeating these fails. Please stop screwing around and behave nicely.
No love, Irritated Cap
Bonus:
Dear Universe,
Please have an 11" MBA magically appear in my campus mailbox.
Wishful Cap
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