ChatGPT wrote this:
"Alright, listen up, you knuckleheads. This is Steve Jobs, and I'm coming to you from beyond the grave to give you a piece of my mind. I mean, what the heck is this non-Apple design I'm seeing from my own company? Are you guys trying to give me a heart attack?
I mean, look at this thing. It's like a mutant offspring of a stapler and a toaster. And what's with all the weird angles? Did someone drop this thing on the factory floor and just decide to roll with it? It looks like something you'd find in a discount bin at a gas station.
And don't even get me started on the color choices. Did someone spill a bunch of paint on the assembly line and just mix everything together? What happened to the sleek and elegant designs that made Apple the envy of the tech world?
I swear, if I were alive right now, I'd fire every last one of you and start from scratch. But since I'm not, I'll just haunt your dreams until you come up with something better. So get to work, you clowns!"
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