Scates takes his cues from the opening scroll.
A long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago, in a galaxy on the other side of the living room …
Pauly Wars
It is a dark time for the Novans.
Although rebel keyboard jockeys have
scored some dubious rumors that
must be written about before the empire
of crusty Moderators bans them forever,
the pressure is on to get it right!
Attacking from their hidden terminals,
the keyboard jockeys suddenly find
themselves facing yet another set
of rules violations, including cussing
without permission, poking fun at
others, and posts running past
one thousand words.
Now, as May the twenty-fourth bares
down upon the heroes, there is a dark
and sinister disturbance in the force.
The dark syth lord, Darth Bradly,
prepares the ultimate weapon,
the perma-ban …