The funniest thing I've ever experienced with regards to farts happened a month or two ago.
Gato, the SO and I were laying in bed, Gato and her fast asleep (both on their backs), and me up reading with my little booklight. It's about 3 in morning and it's dead quiet. Out of fucking nowhere the SO lets out the *loudest* fart I have ever heard. I jump, the cat flies towards the ceiling claws out, and SHE wakes herself up and throws her hands and feet straight up in the air, looking around wide-eyed like the damn bed was collapsing underneath us.
Oh my shit was that hilarious. I'm belly-laughing just typing this.
