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Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2006-11-26, 10:15

Heed Alcimedes word and go forth, spreading the good news. Vengeance against the mentally unarmed (i.e. most people who throw over-the-top parties with no regard for neighbors) is a righteous cause. Make their lives hell. Put dead fish under their car seats, smelly bombs in their HVAC, ex-lax in their punch bowl, non-venemos snakes in their mail slot and open windows, hairy spiders in their beds... go to their parties, blend in, and ruin. Razor blade important pages out of their text books, put vaseline on their computer screens and keypads, let the air out of their car tires at 3am on exam night... all the while leaving them helpful messages via US mail, signed by "the overlord".

PWN THEM until they stop... or relocate.

...into the light of a dark black night.
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