Bring me some dope, officer
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17307671/
A middle school teacher in Murray, KY*, has been arrested because she accidentally sent text messages looking to buy pot to a state trooper instead of a dealer. The cop set up a meeting with her and arrested her when she arrived.
Note to pot smokers: Put your dealer in speed dial.
*This story is infinitely more funny to me because that's the city where my dad earned his undergraduate degree.