Ok, i was a mean kid. i'm sure i'm leaving some out. Argento and Naderfan can fill in a few if i missed them.
- Stuff snow down cousin's back, piled shovelfuls over her head to make her a "real snowman"
- tied 6 year old cousin to a tree (maybe 4?) because he was being annoying. left him there crying until his mom untied him
- took cousin's (they grew up next door, so more like brother and sister) anyway, took his favorite stuffed animal and smashed his head against a table, right in front of his face. broke off one of his eyes. i think it's still traumatizes him to this day
- played a game where my cousin would run past my doorway, and my friend and i would throw stuff at him really hard. he tried not to get hit, we tried to hit him
- shot a friend with a BB gun because it was funny. didn't just shoot him once. (it was spring loaded though, so not nearly as bad as the pump kind)
- Came to school and was told the teacher was crying. asked why and was told a kid i didn't like had died. said "good, and i thought today was going to be a bad day" turned out the kid was really dead
- my sister was in a car accident and was suffering from a mild concussion. i tried to convince her that she still owed me $10 from the $20 i'd loaned her. of course i'd never loaned her any money
- girl was getting on my nerves on the bus, so i made fun of her until she started crying
ok, there's a lot more. anyway, i'm now working to make up for a childhood of evil shitness. i have a long way to go.