= Meh. I can think of two magazines I have read in the last year, and I wouldn't pay for either of them.
= Intrigued, but let's see a price.
= Intrigued, but what is the interest rate? If 17.99 like everyone else, then meh. If 5%, then sign me up. It's all about the rate.
= Meh. Just a bunch of Hollywood elites grandstanding for their empires. Whatever. Until I see a cost and content, meh.
= Good grief. Felt very worshippy. Makes me not want to subscribe simply for that.
but, but, but …
oh, mighty Oprah!
I half expected her to announce a presidential bid, what with the way Apple sold her as the next coming of the Messiah.