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Costique
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Moscow
 
2004-07-02, 08:44

<In 10 years from now/>
A: "Is that the Apple? I heard they used to make computers."
B: "Wha-a? You're a dumb ass. Apple makes the largest monitors and heaviest portable music players."
A: "Yeah, I heard they still use hard drives."
B: "Sure they do. 0.3" drives in RAID. 32 TB of music. I have to keep 3 of them to store what I download off the BitTorrent."
A: "Cool."
B: "Yeah, except the battery lasts for 10 minutes. If only it had FM radio..."
A: "Yeah, that sucks, man... So you never heard of Macs?"
B: "Err, Mad Max or MacDonald?"
A: "I know MacDonald. That's not it. Mad? Dunno, they could be mad, I think. I think someone told me they developed a secret weapon of mass destruction. Some field, you know."
B: "Corn field? Yer crazy, man."
A: "No, they say it distorted something, like you look at one thing and see another."
B: "Yer on crack or what?"
A: "They also say there was a sect of followers or victims. I'm not sure."
B: "Medical experiments? Brain surgery? Yeah, I heard."
A: "Aha, patients they were! Yeah, and they were fucked up like there's no tomorrow. All they could do is talk. But, hey, they could talk only about that mad scientist and the sect."
B: "Gawd, poor kids!"
A: "Yeah, and they gave all their money for another dose of that radiation."
B: "And they still do stuff?"
A: "Yeah, those 120-inch monitors are friggin' cool, they say. Cost like an aircraft carrier."
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