I stayed away from this thread, fearing a picture of drew's poo log itself. I was very afraid.
I suppose it wouldn't be the worst thing I've ever seen... when I was working for a grocery store, we had a public bathroom, and I swear somebody's colon exploded in the women's room one day. I swear to god it was shoulder-high... and not visibly put there by hand. That was the day I knew it was time to quit. I'm happy to report I have not mopped shit off the walls anywhere since then.