I don't doubt those cookies are a paragon of awesomeness. It cannot be refuted that certain combinations of salty junk foods, when mixed with sugar and chocolate, create a high roughly equivalent to snorting a line of cocaine off of [insert beautiful actress of choice here]'s breasts while doing the horizontal mambo.
Seriously. Popcorn and chocolate, pretzels and chocolate, even potato chips can work if you have the good kettle style chips and not the processed crap. Is someone adding this to the bunker provisions list btw?
