Oh you know I'll play nice
You have to understand that I attend science fiction conventions and am inured to these arguments. I simply find no merit in battling windmills I cannot defeat because it I have already witnessed how it can lead to the Dark Side in real life with other nerds (counting myself as one). Life's too short for bitterness, and I have a whole lot I could be bitter about if I gave in to the urge.
Not today Satan!
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