Bad wiring. Bad.
No juice for you.
Disciplining your wiring with a rolled up newspaper may be old school, but is generally preferable to the more modern alternative of the water pistol. Use of a clicker can be counterproductive, since some breeds of wiring are clapper-sensitive.
Always speak to your wiring in a command voice, but don't pet it while it is feeding... it may snap at you.
With practice and patience, you should soon have well trained and shielded copper which can be taught some basic tricks like "fetch power" and "attack intruder". Ignore your wiring's needs and it may play dead.
Vet bills are a bitch, though.
And if you don't get it 'fixed', you'll have litters of piddling electrons all over your house.
