So a few days ago I ordered an iPhone 12 Pro in that new cool fuckin' blue. Felt good about myself until I got the "fuck off hoser, it's 4 weeks back ordered" email. Whatever, I'll wait it out.
It should be a nice upgrade to the colossally glacial 5S I've been punishing my being with after shit-fucking my 8 to death by cracking the camera lens and then hot-tubbing with it.
As we've sold our business and I'm now a lowly Canada Post letter carrier relying on Google Maps to drag my old chunk of coal ass around with parcels and whatnot, let's hope the new phone can load the app in less than 20 seconds, and not turn itself into a pretzel trying to find myself after taking one wrong turn.
The updated camera will be like a bonus, eh.
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