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InactionMan
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Join Date: May 2004
 
2005-09-22, 23:04

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Originally Posted by alcimedes
Most awkward moment in my life was working for a client at her house.

I show up and start working and after a few minutes I smell this god awful stench. I know I didn't rip, so I know it's her. I keep working, and decide to avoid the stench by breathing through my mouth. Bad idea. Instead of smelling it now I'm tasting it. UGH. Atomized shit.

This goes on for another five minutes or so and I can tell she's getting uncomfortable. At this point she says she'll be right back, and makes a beeline for the bathroom.

You have to understand, this is a one room shanty. There's no space for privacy, and the walls are paper thin.

The next thing I know I can hear armageddon taking place in the bathroom. There's farts, squeels, splashes, squishes, moans, plops, trumpets and grunts. For 20 minutes.

I worked as fast as I could hoping to god to get out of there before the stench killed me.

That was the last time I did work for her.
That reminded me of this penny arcade strip:

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