Uh, no. You got that wrong.
The comment about the wife was meant for pscates, because he has time to bicker and snicker around (
) and has undying love for Mrs. Vieira (some TV host), and if he had a wife, that certainly wouldn't be the case anymore... although murbot and g think otherwise..
And the sponsor thing was for you, because 'scates suggested that I should buy it Snapz, and I thought "Hmm... Stroszek can buy it for me!".