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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2004-07-04, 19:25

Maybe someone's working on that pill, g.

Like I said, they've got one for every other damn physical/mental/emotional condition. Try making one that actually matters to most people, for once.



Of course, like the others, there would probably be a horrible list of side effects.

"Users of Razectal NS may experience side effects, including, but not limited to, rash, blurry vision, vomiting and diarrhea. Other symptoms, though rare, may include heartburn, stomach ulcers, glaucoma, uncontrolled flatulence accompanied by oily discharge, athlete's foot, loose stools, cramps, bloating, loss of vision, inability to sing on key, warts, the clap, brewer's droop, itchy watery eyes, speaking in tongues, rectal bleeding, sweaty palms, distended scrotum, fever blisters, constipation, headache, nausea, voting for the wrong party, inverted eyelids, a sudden sexual desire for Gabe Kaplan and anal blisters."

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