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Kickaha
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2005-04-18, 23:24

Virgin Mary.

Right.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...&e=1&ncid=1756

I'm not seeing a Virgin *anything* there.
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Luca
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2005-04-18, 23:53

Eh, what can you say. People are retarded.

Someone should take a firehose to that.
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Axl
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2005-04-19, 00:00

Supposed to look like this:

http://www.monasette.com/blog/galler...%20Ireland.jpg

[edit by Brad: That site doesn't allow off-site linking; so, right-click the link to open it in another tab/window.]
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Kickaha
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2005-04-19, 00:09

Yeah, well, that statue kind of looks like a giant coochie too.
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Windswept
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2005-04-19, 00:36

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kickaha
Yeah, well, that statue kind of looks like a giant coochie too.
Can't you see the Virgin Mary?

In your link, she has her head bent in prayer, facing toward the left. The top of the coochie = her hands folded in prayer with long sleeves falling down; a lighter-colored gown showing in the center.

So there.
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Kickaha
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2005-04-19, 00:40

Oh yeah, I can see it if I concentrate, but come on... what did *you* see first? Two labia and hood, or a head, face, gown, folded hands, etc, etc, etc...

It's just so obvious.
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johnq
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2005-04-19, 01:17

yes Kick, I've long seen the similarities...

http://www.nullface.com/ai/mary.jpg
http://www.nullface.com/ai/vulva2.jpg

And yes, those people are worshipping a giant concrete vulva.

LOL.

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Dave
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2005-04-19, 01:53

Looks more like the Virgin Beth to me.
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Chinney
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2005-04-19, 01:58

Quote:
Originally Posted by johnq

[...]

And yes, those people are worshipping a giant concrete vulva.

LOL.
Actually, that type of worship has a long and distinguished history....
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scratt
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2005-04-19, 02:58

And of course the mystical incarnation of the image of the Virgin Mary will always look exactly like statues made by humans hundreds of years after she dissapeared off the earth..

Because we all know Jesus was white, God is a man with a big flowing beard and the Virgin Mary looks exactly like statues from the 20th century.... :smokey:

People just need something, anything to believe in these days...

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murbot
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2005-04-19, 08:47

I hate coming to threads late. As soon as I saw that image, I was going to google image search for some female genitals to link... then I saw that it was already done (perfectly too, I should add - bravo).

*sigh*

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holbox
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2005-04-19, 08:58

Mary was a little brown skinned Jewish mother that ran a family at the top of her lungs. Cooked chicken soup to cure colds. Did all the things that Jewish mothers
have done for eons of time. Why would she have been anything else?

A prayerful Madonna? A pale anglo-saxon one at that?

Man is the father of the Gods!
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