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drewprops · 2007-01-10, 11:16

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...er/4468884.stm

A friend sent this to me. Now all I have to do is start learning the proper application of this formula....

Bausch & Lombe have apparently commissioned a study to formulate the factors that contribute to ugly people scoring due to inebriation.... do it work?

AWR · 2007-01-10, 11:53

If you wasn't so handsome, you could step up as trial material.

Trumpetman · 2007-01-10, 12:47

Actually in the spirit of full disclosure, I took drew home from piratepalooza after having a few too many pints. If it weren't for the beer goggles, I would never have been with someone that... well....red.

Nick

drewprops · 2007-01-10, 12:53

But.... but, you were in a DRESS!!?? And your name was Michelle!! And you were.... oh man....

murbot · 2007-01-10, 14:21

"I thought that was just a really, really big clit!"

Trumpetman · 2007-01-10, 15:02

Sorry, but I told you just because I was wearing the mascara to do the Depp as pirate thing doesn't excuse your true feelings.

You can tell all these people your lies, but on that night, you wanted to hoist my main sail and have it take you on a trip to the seven seas of ecstasy.

Nick

Moogs · 2007-01-10, 20:18

I never thought I'd see a formula for beer goggling from BBC, of all places. The Onion maybe.

drewprops · 2007-01-10, 22:39

Avagadro's number is fine and all but the beer goggle formula is the kind of thing you need to have tattooed on your palm.

::note to self: have all future palooza groupies screened by a panel of experts::

Crusader · 2007-01-11, 14:24

I for one am glad that some scientists are working on fields that are directly applicable to my vices.

curiousuburb · 2007-01-12, 05:21

Imagine the grant application for this field...

And the lab setup... bar, check; chicks, check; morning after panel of experts, check; adequate sample size, check.

drewprops · 2007-01-12, 07:25

But what's the name for this field? What would a specialist in this field be called? Shouldn't it have latin roots?

curiousuburb · 2007-01-12, 15:52

Alcohilis Shagalicous Research

or perhaps Malted Mounting Studies

or to be thorough... Provisional Temporal Alcoholis Shagalicious coupled with Post Coital Hangover Phobic response.

Torifile, can you correct?

drewprops · 2007-01-12, 16:28

Ummm, that sounds like Warnerum Brothertas Latinitis, CuBubby....

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drewprops Space Pirate Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2007-01-10, 11:16 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...er/4468884.stm A friend sent this to me. Now all I have to do is start learning the proper application of this formula.... Bausch & Lombe have apparently commissioned a study to formulate the factors that contribute to ugly people scoring due to inebriation.... do it work? Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon. Captain Drew on Twitter
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AWR Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: State of Flux	2007-01-10, 11:53 If you wasn't so handsome, you could step up as trial material.
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Trumpetman BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Galt's Gulch	2007-01-10, 12:47 Actually in the spirit of full disclosure, I took drew home from piratepalooza after having a few too many pints. If it weren't for the beer goggles, I would never have been with someone that... well....red. Nick
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drewprops Space Pirate Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2007-01-10, 12:53 But.... but, you were in a DRESS!!?? And your name was Michelle!! And you were.... oh man....
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murbot Hoonigan administrator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canada	2007-01-10, 14:21 "I thought that was just a really, really big clit!"
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Trumpetman BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Galt's Gulch	2007-01-10, 15:02 Sorry, but I told you just because I was wearing the mascara to do the Depp as pirate thing doesn't excuse your true feelings. You can tell all these people your lies, but on that night, you wanted to hoist my main sail and have it take you on a trip to the seven seas of ecstasy. Nick
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Moogs Hates the Infotainment Join Date: May 2004 Location: NSA Archives	2007-01-10, 20:18 I never thought I'd see a formula for beer goggling from BBC, of all places. The Onion maybe.
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drewprops Space Pirate Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2007-01-10, 22:39 Avagadro's number is fine and all but the beer goggle formula is the kind of thing you need to have tattooed on your palm. ::note to self: have all future palooza groupies screened by a panel of experts:: Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon. Captain Drew on Twitter
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Crusader Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Westminster, MD	2007-01-11, 14:24 I for one am glad that some scientists are working on fields that are directly applicable to my vices.
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curiousuburb Antimatter Man Join Date: May 2004 Location: that interweb thing	2007-01-12, 05:21 Imagine the grant application for this field... And the lab setup... bar, check; chicks, check; morning after panel of experts, check; adequate sample size, check.
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drewprops Space Pirate Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2007-01-12, 07:25 But what's the name for this field? What would a specialist in this field be called? Shouldn't it have latin roots?
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curiousuburb Antimatter Man Join Date: May 2004 Location: that interweb thing	2007-01-12, 15:52 Alcohilis Shagalicous Research or perhaps Malted Mounting Studies or to be thorough... Provisional Temporal Alcoholis Shagalicious coupled with Post Coital Hangover Phobic response. Torifile, can you correct? Last edited by curiousuburb : 2007-01-12 at 16:14.
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drewprops Space Pirate Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2007-01-12, 16:28 Ummm, that sounds like Warnerum Brothertas Latinitis, CuBubby....
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