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torifile
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2005-07-21, 14:38

Woo hoo! I passed my licensure exam! From now on, all advice will be charged by the letter. I didn't think I'd be able to do it, considering I only studied for 2 weeks and most people study for anywhere between 3 and 4 months, but my spidey-guessing-sense worked! It wasn't even a "barely" pass. I could have gotten a couple dozen more questions wrong and still passed That's a relief... I never have to pass another test again!

* well, I'm provisionally licensed, meaning I need another year of supervision documented, but for all intents and purposes, that just means I need another year of someone signing off on my notes. Then I'm free to fuck people up all on my own.

If it's not red and showing substantial musculature, you're wearing it wrong.
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2005-07-21, 14:40

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2005-07-21, 15:01

Licensed for what?
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ast3r3x
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2005-07-21, 15:09

cabana boy super model oiler
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torifile
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2005-07-21, 15:09

Quote:
Originally Posted by pmazer
Licensed for what?
To fuck people up, of course.

Psychologist. I'm now a provisionally licensed psychologist.
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torifile
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2005-07-21, 15:10

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cabana boy super model oiler
I've been licensed for that for at least 3 years now.
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Franz Josef
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2005-07-21, 15:21

Oh dear, tor's gonnna be messing with our minds
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Kickaha
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2005-07-21, 15:31

So does this mean now that when you tell someone on here that they're nucking futs, it's a *professional* opinion?

Congrats!
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Wrao
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2005-07-21, 15:51

Well, to get the ball rolling. What's your professional opinion on polygamy?
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2005-07-21, 16:09

I always knew you were certifiable.
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2005-07-21, 17:30

Now all you need is a sexy wife named Emily, and a crazy neighbor named Howard.

congratulations Torifile.
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sunrain
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2005-07-21, 18:26

congrats torifile.
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LudwigVan
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2005-07-21, 18:33

Congrats, torifile.

Quote:
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I'm now a provisionally licensed psychologist.
And nothing says confidence like "provisionally licensed."

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Moogs
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2005-07-21, 18:49

Congrats. Out of curiosity how many years of university study / what level of degree is required to be a shrink up yonder in the arctic tundra? I imagine the incidence of depression is relatively high there due to the weather in many places. Similar to what it is in the nordic countries probably?

PS - I expect free consultations via PM whenever I'm teetering on the edge of mania.

...into the light of a dark black night.
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Amadeus
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2005-07-21, 19:26

Are you a clinical psychologist? Your education has possibly been 5 - 8 years though. Not really something to be joking about. Becoming a professional is something to be proud. Should be taken as an honor. Hopefully you became a psychologist help people.

I'm a professional myself, a Registered Nurse. Enjoy helping people.
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2005-07-21, 20:19

Quote:
Originally Posted by torifile
To fuck people up, of course.

Psychologist. I'm now a provisionally licensed psychologist.
congratulations.

I've been told many times that I need um.... psychiatric help..... perhaps you could help me
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Brad
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2005-07-21, 22:24

Can I get a discount to send my mother for psychiatric treatment?

Oh, and congrats!
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2005-07-22, 04:19

So can I get notes from you now? The pharmacist always gives me a weird look when I hand him my weekly french (Powerdoc) prescription for those 1000 vicodin.

If anything happens...BOOM, insanity plea, I'll fly you out
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curiousuburb
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2005-07-22, 05:18

Congratulations torifile!
Time to install a meter on all your comfy furniture.
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noone
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2005-07-22, 05:56

...or, for short, a provisionally licenced psycho

Anyway, congrats ...
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drewprops
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2005-07-22, 06:16

Aw crap, Basil's gone all wiggy on hearing the news that there's a psychiatrist loose in the hotel.
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torifile
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2005-07-22, 07:35

Thanks guys! For those who are curious, I spent 5 years in grad school, one year on internship and so far one year in post-doc (first of 2). After this year (it would be 6 months if I didn't do research too), I'll be fully licensed. It's been a long road, but one that's not been unpleasant.

And, yes, if I pronounce anyone "nucking futs" it's my professional opinion.

If it's not red and showing substantial musculature, you're wearing it wrong.
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torifile
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2006-04-21, 07:36

Well, I've done it. I'm free to screw you all up on my own. No need for a supervisor anymore. NC Psychologist #3234 at your service.
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Moogs
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2006-04-21, 07:40

Is there an Aldo discount?
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2006-04-21, 07:53

Congrats Man! Are you planning to stay in the RTP area?
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2006-04-21, 07:54

So when will you start working on me
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curiousuburb
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2006-04-21, 08:09

Thumbs up, couches back. Congrats dude!
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2006-04-21, 08:15

Congratulations!

Free consults courtesy of torifile!
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2006-04-21, 08:18

I propose that anyone who gets a temporary ban must undergo a session with torifile before being allowed to post again.

Also, congrats
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2006-04-21, 08:47

Hey, congrats tori - nice work!
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