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mattf
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2006-04-20, 04:08

Warning: So I'd deem that this post (including pictures) is SFW (unless you're a vicar). I'm also sure this thread doesn't break point 5 of the Posting Guidelines. But, if a mod or admin disagrees, please feel free to delete / move the thread.

I came across found this site a while ago but it popped up was brought back to my mind recently during a conversation.

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/ (potentially NSFW, due to "descriptions")

So what's your favourite sexual position? And why?



Spooning with her leg up, would be mine. Good penetration and easy to get your hand round to the front.

I call the position below the "Ain't-gonna-happen". That's the guy underneath, by the way. No way could I "bend" like that.

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2006-04-20, 04:44

What a thread.
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2006-04-20, 04:52

With a female. I don't enjoy sex with mannequins. Splinters.
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2006-04-20, 04:53

The Scotch don't get out much.

BOT, favorite? Gshhh, are there no easy questions anymore?

Depends on the partner (as I remember).
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mattf
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2006-04-20, 04:56

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The Scotch don't get out much.
That's right, I stay in all day.


Unless the missus complains that she's getting sore.

[Basil Brush voice] Booom Booooooom [/Basil Brush voice]
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2006-04-20, 04:57

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That's right, I stay in all day.

Unless the missus complains that she's getting sore.
You should try the front sometime; it's nice too.
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mattf
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2006-04-20, 05:13

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With a female. I don't enjoy sex with mannequins. Splinters.
How about computer-generated fat people?



or (courtesy of Murbot) Lego people?



Hmmm?
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2006-04-20, 05:20

Yummy!
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2006-04-20, 05:27

I'd go with the Lego people. They have more holes than regular people. Look at the back of their legs and imagine the possibilities!
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2006-04-20, 05:31

They've got porn star wigs too....

*cough* well they seem similar to those that my mates have descibed to me after they have watched porn.. I wouldn't know myself..

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2006-04-20, 05:36

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I'd go with the Lego people. They have more holes than regular people. Look at the back of their legs and imagine the possibilities!
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2006-04-20, 05:36

Wow scratt, from what I've *ahem* heard, wigs like that haven't been seen much in porn since the 70s. Your 'mates' must have a pretty ancient collection
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2006-04-20, 07:09

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Wow scratt, from what I've *ahem* heard, wigs like that haven't been seen much in porn since the 70s. Your 'mates' must have a pretty ancient collection
Hey, good porn is good porn.
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2006-04-20, 07:12

*cough* I 'erm I mean my friends were.... was looking for Star Trek videos in my Dad's bedroom.. *cough*
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2006-04-20, 08:39

Speaking of porn.
My Mon was going through her bedroom this past weekend and throwing out all the old stuff from my stepfather. He died 8 years ago and she is only now able to remove most of his/their stuff.

Anyway, she gets to their porn collection. They have like 30+ porn movies.
She called me up and told me she had something for me. I come over and she hands me this big box full of porn. She tells me and my wife to 'enjoy ourselves'. Haven't sampled them yet.

Now, is that a cool Mother or what?
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2006-04-20, 10:02

My favorite is...




No I can't do it. You don't need that, it's still early.
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2006-04-20, 10:27

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I don't enjoy sex with mannequins. Splinters.
You just haven't found the right one yet.
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2006-04-20, 10:47

Warning, the link below is NSFW. Don't click on it and than yell at me because your boss fired you for looking at pussy while at work.


It's all about the Real Doll.

Come waste your time with me
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2006-04-20, 11:04

Perhaps it's just me, but the artist's mannequins have more appeal than this trio

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2006-04-20, 11:09

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It's all about the Real Doll.
Jeez guys, what happened to your taste?
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2006-04-20, 11:12

I'm slightly confused as to why you actually think that I'm into that.

A. I'm a 20 year old human male, I can get real girls.

B. WTF is wrong with a blow up doll? Why spend thousands when I can get the same experience for $10?


I thought it would make someone laugh. I stand corrected.


However, that's not even the most disturbing thing about the real dolls, the worst is the websites out there that are entirely devoted to displaying pictures of real people having sex with the dolls.

Come waste your time with me
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2006-04-20, 11:17

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I thought it would make someone laugh. I stand corrected.
It made me laugh, but that's probably not a lot of consolation to you

Actually, I saw these things years ago. They seem to have "come on" a lot since then.

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Why spend thousands...
Indeed.


Quote:
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However, that's not even the most disturbing thing about the real dolls, the worst is the websites out there that are entirely devoted to displaying pictures of real people having sex with the dolls.
OK, that I didn't know, didn't want to know and wish I didn't now know.
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2006-04-20, 11:19

You'd be surprised what you can find when your friends spend 95% of their waking hours searching for porn, and send you a good amount of it because it's "hot."

Come waste your time with me
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2006-04-20, 11:25

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Warning, the link below is NSFW.
What does that mean...


DOH!
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2006-04-20, 11:29

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OK, that I didn't know, didn't want to know and wish I didn't now know.
Link is NSFW
Link is NSFW
Link is NSFW
Link is NSFW



Now you really know.
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2006-04-20, 11:32

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I'd go with the Lego people. They have more holes than regular people.
Yeah, but she's completely flat-chested...
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2006-04-20, 11:33

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Link is NSFW
Link is NSFW
Link is NSFW
Link is NSFW



Now you really know.
I've not clicked the link. Not going to click the link. But I've hovered over it and seen the word "normal" in the URL. I DON'T think so....
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2006-04-20, 11:35

That one is tame, quite tame actually. Probably nothing worse than what's on the real doll website. However, there are others that are much, much worse. I'll spare you the trouble.

Come waste your time with me
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2006-04-20, 11:37

I'd tap one of those real dolls, but I'd hire someone to clean it for me.

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