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Wasn't it you who has some medical type skills? WebMD is no help, so please tell me why, after a cold that started dying out about four days ago and a lingering evening cough, my mucus is now watery and bright yellow? Like easter egg dye yellow. This ain't right, doc!
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Yarp
Join Date: May 2004
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Last I remember, he's got a PhD in some computer related bullshit not medicine bullshit, but as for your mucus, have you tried hari krishna?
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Don't ask for medical advice on an internet board, go see a doctor!
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Here's something to help you along.
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If its clear, have no fear! If its bloody come see your buddy!
But seriously, dont worry bout it, go see old doctor hibbert if worried. |
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Hates the Infotainment
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I coulda swore someone in here just finished up their medical stint. Maybe I am high and my mucus is really blue, not yellow. Anyway, I was just looking for an opinion / similar experience. I've had green, brown, and red before - none of those bug me except in so far as it means I'm sick or bleeding from the nose - but yellow kind of freaked me out. Hope I don't have hepatitis.
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That I always remember hearing, clear is semi-normal/allergies, brownish-gold is normal, yellow is a sinus infection, greenish is a bacterial infection, and red obviously the product of a bloody nose. Maybe it wasn't a cold that you've been getting over?
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Nope, no med for me, but IIRC bright yellow is indicative of a secondary bacteria infection.
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"How does your yellow snot make you feel?" and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
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I have to confront my yellow snot and let it know that I am not afraid. I have to own my yellow snot and not let it control my destiny... I am not my yellow snot.
I've heard sinus infection too btw. I took some Afrin at the end of my cold, dollars to donuts that shit is what caused it. I've always thought the those squeeze bottles great breeding grounds for things you don't want in your nose. It's like you have to use it all up the first few shots or else you re-infect yourself later (or so my theory goes). Anyway I never use that shit but this time I did. I blame the Afrin. It infected me. BTW, I am not in need of any "soft" ware engineering and if I were only female type engineers need apply. Leave it to Carol to turn my yellow snot thread into something dirty. ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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BIRD FLU!!!!
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And I *was* going to crack that joke, but since becoming NC Psychologist #3234, I've developed ESP and I already *know* how Moogs is feeling about having yellow mucous. |
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Torifile, are there only 3234 psychologists in NY?
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Hates the Infotainment
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Yah, you think you know me?! Yah?? Well how am I feeling about my yellow snot this morning doc... HUH? Yah, why dontcha tell me that Mr. Smart Guy. You mind benders, you're all the same. So sure you know what it's like to have yellow snot, even though you've only experienced green. You're a phony, a phony I say!
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(...wrt to perverting the course of a thread, that is. ) Besides, murbeau is out of town for the weekend, so I temporarily stepped into the 'smutty innuendo' breach. |
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The best Nasal Decongestant is a Hot Pepper (Serrano, Jalapeno). Just bite that sucker, chew it up good, get over a sink with warm running water and let the junk flow out.
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'Jalapeno,' hot?
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Yea ... I agree, I lived in Texas for nearly 10 years and "Hot" peppers aren't hot to me anymore ... with the exception of a couple including Habaneros. This advice was for the average joe - to which im sure a Jalapeno is more than sufficient to get the eyes, noes, and saliva glands gushing like crazy. If not, snort it - ha.
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Actually, I was thinking of squirting jalapeno and other pepper jucies right up the nose.
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Have you ever aspirated Habanero?
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But, that'd take his mind off the yellow snot, wouldn't it?
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Or was that for something else? |
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No mention of powerdoc? Doesn't he come here every once in a while?
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Hates the Infotainment
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Right now I imagine he is getting drunk....
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