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Moogs
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2006-07-08, 17:24

Wasn't it you who has some medical type skills? WebMD is no help, so please tell me why, after a cold that started dying out about four days ago and a lingering evening cough, my mucus is now watery and bright yellow? Like easter egg dye yellow. This ain't right, doc!

...into the light of a dark black night.
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Wrao
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2006-07-08, 17:29

Last I remember, he's got a PhD in some computer related bullshit not medicine bullshit, but as for your mucus, have you tried hari krishna?
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ghoti
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2006-07-08, 17:51

Don't ask for medical advice on an internet board, go see a doctor!
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Banana
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2006-07-08, 17:54

Here's something to help you along.

Quote:
Originally Posted by A rhyme from Mother Goose... (I think)
If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down
If it's green, you're a veggie pheen,
If it's red, get this shit checked out,
something ain't right!
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Fahrenheit
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2006-07-08, 18:14

If its clear, have no fear! If its bloody come see your buddy!

But seriously, dont worry bout it, go see old doctor hibbert if worried.
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Moogs
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2006-07-08, 18:26

I coulda swore someone in here just finished up their medical stint. Maybe I am high and my mucus is really blue, not yellow. Anyway, I was just looking for an opinion / similar experience. I've had green, brown, and red before - none of those bug me except in so far as it means I'm sick or bleeding from the nose - but yellow kind of freaked me out. Hope I don't have hepatitis.

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Windswept
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2006-07-08, 18:46

Dr. Kick is a software engineer.

So... if you have any 'soft' wares you want engineered...

...I guess he'd be your guy.
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Is it 1981?
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2006-07-08, 19:29

Quote:
Originally Posted by Windswept
Dr. Kick is a software engineer.

So... if you have any 'soft' wares you want engineered...

...I guess he'd be your guy.

[slides a virtual hooked cane into view from the side curtain, ready to take Windswept off the stage; just like the olden days]
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2006-07-08, 20:00

That I always remember hearing, clear is semi-normal/allergies, brownish-gold is normal, yellow is a sinus infection, greenish is a bacterial infection, and red obviously the product of a bloody nose. Maybe it wasn't a cold that you've been getting over?

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Kickaha
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2006-07-08, 20:06

Nope, no med for me, but IIRC bright yellow is indicative of a secondary bacteria infection.

Go see a real doctor.
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Robo
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2006-07-08, 20:19

Quote:
Originally Posted by Moogs
I coulda swore someone in here just finished up their medical stint.
toriphile (a.k.a. Dr. Phile ) just finished up his Ph. D. in psychology, but I doubt that'd be much help, either.

"How does your yellow snot make you feel?"


and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
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Moogs
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2006-07-08, 21:05

I have to confront my yellow snot and let it know that I am not afraid. I have to own my yellow snot and not let it control my destiny... I am not my yellow snot.

I've heard sinus infection too btw. I took some Afrin at the end of my cold, dollars to donuts that shit is what caused it. I've always thought the those squeeze bottles great breeding grounds for things you don't want in your nose. It's like you have to use it all up the first few shots or else you re-infect yourself later (or so my theory goes). Anyway I never use that shit but this time I did.

I blame the Afrin. It infected me.

BTW, I am not in need of any "soft" ware engineering and if I were only female type engineers need apply. Leave it to Carol to turn my yellow snot thread into something dirty.

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2006-07-08, 22:16

BIRD FLU!!!!

Run!
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2006-07-09, 00:03

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roboman
toriphile (a.k.a. Dr. Phile ) just finished up his Ph. D. in psychology, but I doubt that'd be much help, either.

"How does your yellow snot make you feel?"

"Just"?!? I've been done for over 2 years!

And I *was* going to crack that joke, but since becoming NC Psychologist #3234, I've developed ESP and I already *know* how Moogs is feeling about having yellow mucous.
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Banana
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2006-07-09, 00:13

Torifile, are there only 3234 psychologists in NY?

I'm sure there should be more....
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Wrao
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2006-07-09, 01:25

Quote:
Originally Posted by Banana
Torifile, are there only 3234 psychologists in NY?

I'm sure there should be more....
Nah, no need, most people in New York are perfectly sane.
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2006-07-09, 03:43

Quote:
Originally Posted by Banana
Torifile, are there only 3234 psychologists in NY?

I'm sure there should be more....
Dunno about New York. NC is North Carolina.
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Moogs
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2006-07-09, 09:50

Yah, you think you know me?! Yah?? Well how am I feeling about my yellow snot this morning doc... HUH? Yah, why dontcha tell me that Mr. Smart Guy. You mind benders, you're all the same. So sure you know what it's like to have yellow snot, even though you've only experienced green. You're a phony, a phony I say!

*takes a bow, steps off stage*


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Windswept
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2006-07-09, 10:38

Quote:
Originally Posted by Is it 1981?
[slides a virtual hooked cane into view from the side curtain, ready to take Windswept off the stage; just like the olden days]
What? Are you saying my stand-up comedy routine might *not* be ready for prime time?
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Windswept
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2006-07-09, 10:49

Quote:
Originally Posted by Moogs

BTW, I am not in need of any "soft" ware engineering and if I were only female type engineers need apply. Leave it to Carol to turn my yellow snot thread into something dirty.
Always ready to be of assistance, Moogs, honey.

(...wrt to perverting the course of a thread, that is. )

Besides, murbeau is out of town for the weekend, so I temporarily stepped into the 'smutty innuendo' breach.
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Fooboy
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2006-07-09, 13:10

The best Nasal Decongestant is a Hot Pepper (Serrano, Jalapeno). Just bite that sucker, chew it up good, get over a sink with warm running water and let the junk flow out.
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2006-07-09, 13:42

'Jalapeno,' hot?

Ha!
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Fooboy
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2006-07-09, 14:20

Yea ... I agree, I lived in Texas for nearly 10 years and "Hot" peppers aren't hot to me anymore ... with the exception of a couple including Habaneros. This advice was for the average joe - to which im sure a Jalapeno is more than sufficient to get the eyes, noes, and saliva glands gushing like crazy. If not, snort it - ha.
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Banana
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2006-07-09, 14:31

Actually, I was thinking of squirting jalapeno and other pepper jucies right up the nose.
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billybobsky
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2006-07-09, 14:54

Have you ever aspirated Habanero?

It is not an experience you want to live through to be able to repeat.
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Banana
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2006-07-09, 15:05

But, that'd take his mind off the yellow snot, wouldn't it?
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Robo
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2006-07-09, 15:07

Quote:
Originally Posted by torifile
"Just"?!? I've been done for over 2 years!

And I *was* going to crack that joke, but since becoming NC Psychologist #3234, I've developed ESP and I already *know* how Moogs is feeling about having yellow mucous.
Really? Wasn't your name changed to "Dr. Phile" recently? Or maybe I was just reading an old thread...

Or was that for something else?
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LudwigVan
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2006-07-09, 16:57

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roboman
Really? Wasn't your name changed to "Dr. Phile" recently? Or maybe I was just reading an old thread...

Or was that for something else?
Yes, that was him. His username was briefly altered soon after certification for about a week or so before returning back to the familiar torifile.
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2006-07-09, 17:13

No mention of powerdoc? Doesn't he come here every once in a while?
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Moogs
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2006-07-09, 17:48

Right now I imagine he is getting drunk....
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