[drewprops]

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I would really like to see some artwork made wiz Ms. Spears' coo-how you say... 'ter?
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[psmith2.0]

I was waiting for you to chime in eventually.

When/if she went to rehab, what was her specific vice? Was it drinking? Or harder drugs?



I heard she spent one day at that Clapton facility down in Antigua, but who knows if that's true.

Is she a boozer, or is she wrapped up in something more devious?

Most of all...would any of us have ever dreamed in a bazillion years that between the two, Kevin Federline would come out of this looking like the better, more capable and responsible parent?



That's the real story here.



You'd almost think she's making an effort to lose custody of them, when it comes time for those decisions to be made in court.

[drewprops]

Britney LOOKS like she's just a young woman who likes to party with booze and maybe pot (at the most). If she's into anything harder I'd be very surprised. I don't know many people in the music business, and none who are up the ladder, so I haven't heard any more scuttlebutt about her habits than the rumor sites. Other than she's supposedly going to be released sans optical drive slit, in a smaller, thinner enclosure in the next few months, no word on whether she'll have a FW800 port, but I can't wait to see it...


you know, it.

[psmith2.0]

Originally Posted by drewprops Britney LOOKS like she's just a young woman who likes to party with booze and maybe pot (at the most).

Yeah, but there's a time and place (and when you have two little munchkins at home, wouldn't motherly instincts - and common sense - kick in trump other things?).

She'll wind up losing custody and they'll go to that sideways-cap-wearing dipshit ex of hers. You just watch.

Expect one hellacious "Mommie Dearest Revisited" book in about 20 years...



I will make a prediction: upon realizing they've pretty much pissed away any real shot at former, past glories, Britney Spears and Michael Jackson - recognizing their shared sense of "WTF?!" and general "all we got is each other now" vibe - will fall deeply in love and be married by year's end (at which point, I HOPE Kevin Federline has sole custody of those two young boys because...well, you know...ugh, I don't really wanna go there).



You can take that one to the bank, folks.

[drewprops]

How many girls at the trailer parks are raised by their Moms? Not many. Lack of education leads directly to a generation raised by grandparents. It happens in the trailer parks and it happens in the projects and it happens all over the world.

I hope it all works out for them.

::and why isn't wikipedia working right now, didn't they pay their bills?::

::and as soon as I ask it starts working again... ::

[Artap99]

Originally Posted by Windswept Wonder if they have rehab for chocolate chip cookies? Some years back, I got on a kick where I'd make chocolate chip cookie dough (from scratch), and keep it in the fridge. Then, when I got home from work, I'd bake two big cookies, and I'd eat them so warm and melty, that I'd have to eat them from a plate using a fork. MMMMMM.... oh yum. Using Nestle's semi-sweet chocolate chips, of course. Then, after about a month or so, I quit making the dough, and never indulged again in this "cookies-for-dinner" addiction that I had going for a while.

I had to sit down after reading that. It was quite possibly one of the most adorable things I've ever read. It's like a novella version of a kitten and a puppy high-fiving each other

[Windswept]

Originally Posted by Artap99 I had to sit down after reading that. It was quite possibly one of the most adorable things I've ever read. It's like a novella version of a kitten and a puppy high-fiving each other

Thanks, Artap.

I'm glad you liked it.

*blush*

Here are a couple of cute kittens for good measure.

A warm place to sleep.

Just a cutie-pie.

[Ryan]

We need something to balance out this kitty-cuteness.

[Artap99]

Originally Posted by Windswept A warm place to sleep.

That's actually my Flickr icon. And you may call me Jason, if you would like

[alcimedes]

I don't think there's any kind of rehab for being white trash.

[turtle]

Originally Posted by alcimedes I don't think there's any kind of rehab for being white trash.

Surely there's some hope out there. She could get saved some how.

[FFL]

Originally Posted by turtle2472 Surely there's some hope out there. She could get shaved some how.

t;ftfy

[psmith2.0]

Holy crap, now she's turned into Angie Dickinson!

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbi...uth/article.do

So which is it...Sgt. Pepper Anderson or Chief Warrant Officer Ripley?

[turtle]

She really is a freak show....

[Fahrenheit]

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 Holy crap, now she's turned into Angie Dickinson! http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbi...uth/article.do So which is it...Sgt. Pepper Anderson or Chief Warrant Officer Ripley?

Nobody would suspect a thing.

[psmith2.0]

I can totally imagine how she's feeling...that's one of those "uh oh..." things you can't undo or get back.

Here's a little-known tidbit about me and one of the sillier, "WTF?" things I've done in my life: in 1994, my wife at the time was deployed to Japan for six months. I was living on base at El Toro in Orange County, CA. She was always a great haircutter, and she always cut my hair. Well, a couple of months after she'd be gone, I got out the Wahl electric trimmer/guards and decided "hell, I can probably do this" and proceeded to accidentally carve a large gash into my hair because I'd not snapped the guard in right and it fell off and I basically "mowed" a 1.5" wide swath of hair - down to the skin - in a 3-4" strip. This is from someone who bases his hair on the Twin Towers of Alec Baldwin and Chris Isaak, so you knew how potentially devastating this was.



There was NO fixing it.

So I took stock: my wife was gone for another four months, I certainly wasn't out to impress ladies or be a stud, I couldn't go around with a big "hole" in my head and I worked at a place that was casual and I could wear a hat. I lived a pretty low-key lifestyle, and not a ton of friends around (at the time, we were still fairly new in town) to give me crap.

Once I hit on all the above, I said "screw it...here goes", guzzled a beer, cranked the trimmer back up and proceeded - right there in the bathroom - to shave my head entirely.

At first it was exhilerating, just doing something so weird and different (because I love my hair and it's about all I've got going for me some days ). But as soon as it started coming off the top (and I was WAY past the point of no return) I was like "Holy. Shit".

I looked like Tommy Lee Jones in that Ty Cobb movie he did.





I do not have an attractive skull, I found out. Bumpy and extremely round. I looked just like Charlie Brown. All I needed was an orange shirt with zig-zags. It looked pretty much like Britney's pic on the right above (minus the blank, "I'm washed up and my life's a mess" glazed stare, of course).



So anyway...I fell into a bit of a funk that evening (and for the next several days), until I simply got used to the new look. But my hair grows super fast, so within only about a month-and-a-half, it was filled in and simply looked like a super-short hair cut (you could no longer see my actual head, thank goodness). But it took a good six months for it to get to where it even looked remotely like it normally did...a long six months, with lots of hat-wearing and mirror-gazing.

It's not a look I'm interested in revisiting, lemme tell ya! Some guys can pull it off, but not ol' Paulie. Ugh.



BTW, is it scaring anyone else that Britney, in her bald pic above, looks disturbingly close to Vincent D'Onofrio's Private Pyle from "Full Metal Jacket"? Yikes...

[Fahrenheit]

Do you also have the scrotum on your forehead, Paul?

[psmith2.0]

Not today.

But I do have on brown shoes. Uh oh...

[murbot]

So she went back to rehab yesterday.

Then she left again.

http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1936

wtf.

[BuonRotto]

"Ew, this room, like, sucks. I'm going back to the Fairmont."

[Fahrenheit]

Is it fair to say : she is a bad mother?

Or do we not think that is right?

Cos if I worked for the LA Child protection agency I would be looking seriously at how much time she must have spent with those kids recently, and the quality of the care she can provide for them, what with her being completely fucked.

[BuonRotto]

Eh, she has a nanny, I'm sure, who is very disgruntled right now.

[EmC]

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 Not today. But I do have on brown shoes. Uh oh...

So there are days that you have a scrotum on your head?

[scratt]

I am sure George Takei would lurve to hear about that...

[Windswept]

Originally Posted by EmC So there are days that you have a scrotum on your head?

[psmith2.0]

EmC and Windswept...officially on notice.



As for Britney, I was pulling for a least a 48-stay this time. Rats.



Anyone else kinda getting the feeling she may wind up Anna Nicole pt. II before it's all over?



I think the poor girl is completely rudderless.

[Windswept]

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 EmC and Windswept...officially on notice.

Aw, c'mon Paul. You walked right into that one.

[murbot]

You mean "those".

Yeah, I heard the guy was doing chinups prior to the "incident".

[EmC]

Originally Posted by pscates2.0 EmC and Windswept...officially on notice.

Shaking in my boots pscrots

[bassplayinMacFiend]

Originally Posted by EmC Shaking in my boots pscrots

Looks more like eye scrots, or maybe ... iScrots.