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709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
 
2006-03-14, 10:21

It's that time of year again!

So what are everyone's plans? Is she cooking or are you going out? Did you remember to wash your Blow Bib?

Oh happy day.

So it goes.
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dviant
Lord of the Spoiler
 
Join Date: May 2004
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2006-03-14, 10:29

Ha! At first I thought the Dream Theatre had rotted your brain, causing you to think it was still February. But after a quick google I see you're not calendar-challenged after all. Finally a holiday men can appreciate! I emailed my wife about it. Awaiting a sarcastic response any time now.

Shhhh, I can't see!
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chucker
 
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2006-03-14, 10:31

I can't believe Wikipedia has an article on this. Sadly, its bureaucracy may very well soon delete it. Stupid VfD nonsense.

Of course, as luck has it, my g/f is thousands of miles away, or rather I am.
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kieran
@kk@pennytucker.social
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
 
2006-03-14, 10:31

Yes, it's about time!! I originally posted this in the Valentines Day thread.

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Well you'll just have to wait until March 14th...because that day is...

Steak and Blowjob Day!!
Wikipedia- Steak and Blowjob Day

The men's alternative to Valentines Day.

Let's do our part and push this next month when it comes around...(No pun intended..
Have fun today guys!!
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wecallitfall
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
 
2006-03-14, 11:43

i've already had one today, whats the other going to be?
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AWR
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: State of Flux
 
2006-03-14, 11:59

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Originally Posted by wecallitfall
i've already had one today, whats the other going to be?
You should be able to figure it out.
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Bryson
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Canadark
 
2006-03-14, 16:18

Bizarre, last time I heard about this, it was going to be March 20th. Google agrees (try putting "March 20th" into Google - that doesn't work for "March 14th"). Anyway, my girlfriend insists that it's March 20th. While that doesn't bode well for today, at least she admits it exists...
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709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
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2006-03-14, 16:32

Check the Wiki article.

(I think it should be a week long holiday anyways)
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kieran
@kk@pennytucker.social
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
 
2006-03-14, 16:35

Try putting March 20th into Google? OK. I'll bite.

Google- March 20th

First Hit?

March 14th- Steak and Blowjob Day

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Dave
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Bay Area, CA
 
2006-03-14, 16:37

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryson
Bizarre, last time I heard about this, it was going to be March 20th. Google agrees (try putting "March 20th" into Google - that doesn't work for "March 14th"). Anyway, my girlfriend insists that it's March 20th. While that doesn't bode well for today, at least she admits it exists...
I quote from the relevant Wikipedia entry:
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The original message named March 20th as the actual day, but subsequent repostings of the message list the 14th as the official day. It has however, been known for both dates to be considered correct, and to be celebrated on both days.
Note that, due to confusion on the part of the original message, SABJ day is now celebrated twice.
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kieran
@kk@pennytucker.social
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
 
2006-03-14, 16:39

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Originally Posted by Dave
Note that, due to confusion on the part of the original message, SABJ day is now celebrated twice.
I think that would work for everyone.
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wecallitfall
Senior Member
 
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2006-03-14, 16:44

everyone wins
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murbot
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
 
2006-03-14, 16:44

Of course this only works for the older members here. I suspect that many here will be celebrating Kraft Dinner & Handjob Day. (alone, of course)

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wecallitfall
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
 
2006-03-14, 16:47

how old does one have to be to class as an "older" member?
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kieran
@kk@pennytucker.social
 
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2006-03-14, 17:18

Hey, I'm only 20 and this holiday works fine for me.
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thegelding
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2006-03-14, 17:33

mmmm, wife is vegan...perhaps a hummus and hummer day for me

g
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Messiahtosh
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2006-03-14, 18:43

Quote:
Originally Posted by thegelding
mmmm, wife is vegan...perhaps a hummus and hummer day for me

g
oh my god
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Dave
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2006-03-14, 18:52

Quote:
Originally Posted by thegelding
mmmm, wife is vegan...perhaps a hummus and hummer day for me

g
Not today, she isn't. It's called Steak & Blowjob day for a reason, you know.
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Moogs
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2006-03-15, 08:19

Hey we shot a coupe of pretty hot models yesterday. If only I had known it was streak and blowjob day, things could've been so much better!
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Mac+
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2006-03-15, 09:08

that's (ahem) steak and BJ day Moogs ... you better get those bifocals seen to.
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709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
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2006-03-15, 09:19

I'm also curious of exactly what car these hot models were photographed in.
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AWR
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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2006-03-15, 12:45

Quote:
Originally Posted by thegelding
mmmm, wife is vegan...perhaps a hummus and hummer day for me

g
You're wife's not supposed to eat the steak.
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Paul
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Join Date: May 2004
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2006-03-15, 13:27

I thought March 14th was Pi day!! Damnit!
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curiousuburb
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2006-03-15, 14:38

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul
I thought March 14th was Pi day!! Damnit!
Only at 1:59:26 in the afternoon, I think.

Wonder if Einstein celebrated either?
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709
¡Damned!
 
Join Date: May 2004
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2006-03-15, 14:43

Hell no, he had a terrible memory for dates.
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Moogs
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2006-03-15, 20:24

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mac+
that's (ahem) steak and BJ day Moogs ... you better get those bifocals seen to.

Damn. Still though, what's the connection between steak and getting hummers? Streak seems like a more intuitive compliment to the latter activity.
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