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drewprops · 2004-11-15, 21:37

Yes, I caught the whole thing last night when it was LIVE. I was flipping channels and stopped as soon as I saw an obviously intoxicated Anna Nicole burbling an intro to a live performance. She was PLOWED. The video is online now (thanks FARK!):

Anna gets wild

I expect one of you druggles can tell us what she was on?

BuonRotto · 2004-11-15, 21:40

For a drunk chick, she's pretty good in heels.

LoCash · 2004-11-15, 21:50

Um, I dunno. Maybe 3m of Xanax and a lot of liquor? I mean, I'm pretty sure that we can all safely assume she was very intoxicated. MDMA doesn't slur your speech, Mushrooms don't slur your speech. Alcohol slurs your speech

She could have been on something else too, but I doubt it was something like shrooms, LSD, or MDMA because those sorts of drugs tend to block out the effects of alcohol. So think Xanax or an opioid painkiller mixed with liquor

alcimedes · 2004-11-15, 21:51

i'm betting she has a history of oxycodone and liquor.

billybobsky · 2004-11-15, 21:53

Ethanol intoxication. Severe depression. Slurred southern accent makes her seem more drunk than she was...

psmith2.0 · 2004-11-15, 21:54

I can't believe how different she looks. The last time I saw her was on that show she had, where she was fairly chunky. When did this happen?

Still not my type, but definitely an improvement. She looks like she did when she first came on the scene years ago, in those Guess ads.

Just another one of those people who are famous and I can't quite figure out why. Paris Hilton with a drawl and larger chest?

billybobsky · 2004-11-15, 21:55

its the larger chest...

Brad · 2004-11-15, 22:00

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Originally Posted by pscates2.0

I can't believe how different she looks. The last time I saw her was on that show she had, where she was fairly chunky. When did this happen?

She's starred in a bunch of TV commercials for Trimspa, a diet pill, for many months. That's what happened to her: another drug.

edit: Yikes. Load http://www.trimspa.com/ only if you dare. Commercials here.

kscherer · 2004-11-15, 22:02

Well . . . she's drunk as hell. Alcohol is the problem.

Well, wait, actually the problem is that she is Anna Nicole Smith. A dumpy, skanky, high on her skinny-turned-fat-turned-liposuction, old-geezer-banging ass! What the world sees in her is beyond my comprehension. I'm sure, though, that some ignorant bitch-lover got the opportunity to bang her drunk ass through her pukey, putrid breath, all the while enjoying her plasticized, doctor-molded, fake-ass body.

This video does one thing very well: it shows the true Anna, soaked in the filth of her money-stained life. What a piece of work. God bless America!

psmith2.0 · 2004-11-15, 22:17

No need to hold back, kscherer. Lay it on us!

And I thought I was opinionated. Torifile would be proud.

[ducks behind Anna's ODB CD collection]

kscherer · 2004-11-15, 22:35

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Originally Posted by pscates2.0

No need to hold back, kscherer. Lay it on us!

And I thought I was opinionated. Torifile would be proud.

[ducks behind Anna's ODB CD collection]

Normally I would hold back, but some people just flat out piss me off!

Kind of like your reaction when I pick on your spelling!

kscherer · 2004-11-15, 22:36

By the way, is there anyone else in here that thinks ANS makes dumb blondes look smart?

LoCash · 2004-11-15, 22:46

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By the way, is there anyone else in here that thinks ANS makes dumb blondes look smart?

I'd still tap it 'n zap it though....

kscherer · 2004-11-15, 22:54

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Originally Posted by LoCash

I'd still tap it 'n zap it though....

Tap it 'n zap it, eh? Funny!

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/of...re%2Findex.asp

Wickers · 2004-11-15, 22:59

I concur with you whole heartedly on that last comment LoCash.

Luca · 2004-11-15, 23:16

Ugly as hell. How anyone finds her attractive is beyond me.

Oh, and stupid too. That's even worse.

Messiahtosh · 2004-11-15, 23:29

I'd do her....a favor and end her life.

murbot · 2004-11-15, 23:32

Blowjob, tittie fuck, pearl necklace, and choke her out... then empty the safe.

kscherer · 2004-11-15, 23:32

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Originally Posted by Messiahtosh

I'd do her....a favor and end her life.

Careful, now, Messiah. That comment could be used against you in a court of law!

kscherer · 2004-11-15, 23:34

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Originally Posted by murbot

Blowjob, tittie fuck, pearl necklace, and choke her out... then empty the safe.

I think you would be safer (VD) to just skip the first three steps!

By the way, careful offering to give her a pearl necklace. The last guy that did that is dead!

drewprops · 2004-11-16, 00:00

For those who still find her mildly attractive may I point out to you the two slabs of ham slapping under her upper arms when she dizzily claps her hands over her head. If she was still heavy they wouldn't look as weird~

LoCash · 2004-11-16, 00:19

For those that need clarification on the "Tap it 'n' Zap it" phenomenon, it all started in last week's Wednesday AppleNova chat on iChat. Here is the transcript for those of you that couldn't attend. You are encouraged to this Wednesday night

Escher · 2004-11-16, 18:12

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Originally Posted by LoCash

For those that need clarification on the "Tap it 'n' Zap it" phenomenon, it all started in last week's Wednesday AppleNova chat on iChat.

Oh dear. That is funny.

murbot · 2004-11-16, 18:25

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Originally Posted by kscherer

I think you would be safer (VD) to just skip the first three steps!

By the way, careful offering to give her a pearl necklace. The last guy that did that is dead!

Man, a broad would have to be in real rough shape to give you something from those safe acts. Like if you're so close after the guy before you that she hasn't swallowed yet, or she has open sores on her tits.

Blech.

kscherer · 2004-11-16, 19:00

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Originally Posted by murbot

Man, a broad would have to be in real rough shape to give you something from those safe acts. Like if you're so close after the guy before you that she hasn't swallowed yet, or she has open sores on her tits.

Blech.

Have you seen anything, yet, to indicate that is not the case?

n2nrn · 2004-11-16, 21:37

Definitely huffing a mixture of Whiteout and crushed laundry markers.
N2NRN

psgamer0921 · 2004-11-17, 21:48

She's high on Trimspa, baby!

ast3r3x · 2004-11-17, 22:02

Your all just jealous and hate her because she is famous

kscherer · 2004-11-17, 22:25

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Your all just jealous and hate her because she is famous

I don't hate her at all. I just like her less than 99.99999999% of the rest of the humans.

bassplayinMacFiend · 2004-11-18, 11:36

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Still not my type, but definitely an improvement. She looks like she did when she first came on the scene years ago, in those Guess ads.

Actually, her first flirtation with fame was her centerfold spread for Playboy many moons ago. Myabe that's where her (now deceased) husband first met her.

While I'm not into blondes at all, for some reason I find ANS cute in a WWII pinup girl kinda way.

BuonRotto Not sayin', just sayin' Join Date: May 2004 Location: Durham, NC	2004-11-15, 21:40 For a drunk chick, she's pretty good in heels.
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alcimedes I shot the sherrif. administrator Join Date: May 2004	2004-11-15, 21:51 i'm betting she has a history of oxycodone and liquor.
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billybobsky BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2004-11-15, 21:53 Ethanol intoxication. Severe depression. Slurred southern accent makes her seem more drunk than she was...
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billybobsky BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2004-11-15, 21:55 its the larger chest...
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psmith2.0 Mr. Vieira Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tennessee	2004-11-15, 22:17 No need to hold back, kscherer. Lay it on us! And I thought I was opinionated. Torifile would be proud. [ducks behind Anna's ODB CD collection]
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kscherer Which way is up? moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boyzeee	2004-11-15, 22:36 By the way, is there anyone else in here that thinks ANS makes dumb blondes look smart?
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Wickers is not a kind of basket Join Date: May 2004	2004-11-15, 22:59 I concur with you whole heartedly on that last comment LoCash.
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Luca ಠ_ರೃ Join Date: May 2004 Location: Minnesota	2004-11-15, 23:16 Ugly as hell. How anyone finds her attractive is beyond me. Oh, and stupid too. That's even worse.
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Messiahtosh Apple Historian Join Date: May 2004	2004-11-15, 23:29 I'd do her....a favor and end her life.
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murbot Hoonigan administrator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canada	2004-11-15, 23:32 Blowjob, tittie fuck, pearl necklace, and choke her out... then empty the safe.
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drewprops Space Pirate Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2004-11-16, 00:00 For those who still find her mildly attractive may I point out to you the two slabs of ham slapping under her upper arms when she dizzily claps her hands over her head. If she was still heavy they wouldn't look as weird~ Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon. Captain Drew on Twitter
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n2nrn Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Upstate	2004-11-16, 21:37 Definitely huffing a mixture of Whiteout and crushed laundry markers. N2NRN
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psgamer0921 Member Join Date: Jun 2004	2004-11-17, 21:48 She's high on Trimspa, baby!
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ast3r3x 25 chars of wasted space. Join Date: May 2004	2004-11-17, 22:02 Your all just jealous and hate her because she is famous
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