[macleod]

How about the most famous poo of all: MR. HANKEY!

[colivigan]

Originally Posted by MACleod How about the most famous poo of all: MR. HANKEY!

Mmm, time to do some grilling!

[drewprops]

stoap tit stops it!!!
nobody is posting poo results!
LOG IN!!!!
AHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHH
poop

[wecallitfall]

just had a nice poo
well saying that it was a bit traumatic

here, let me explain.....
see the way i roll is:

wake up, bowl of cereal, at least 3 pieces of fruit followed by a cup of green tea
now i'm telling you if you didnt need to crap before that you certainly will afterwards

only after the pooencouraging breakfast all i got was one nugget, worried and alone i fretted i would not be pooing this morning

suffice... 10 minutes later we're rolling out like the drunks at 4am from a club

all is well in my poo world

[scratt]

Good Poos... Teflon ones that don't even need wiping. In fact the only reason you wipe the second time is to check if you missed or not the first time.

Bad Poos... Never ending poos. They just don't quite stop. You can rinse (for those of us in Asia) and wipe and wipe, but they don't quite feel like they ended yet, and sure enough there is still poop after (rinsing - optional) and wiping repeatedly. Even after you leave the loo having done the best you can, and probably bleeding by now, and return to whatever you were doing it is still a good hour or so before everything feels right 'down there'.

[turbulentfurball]

Originally Posted by scratt You can rinse (for those of us in Asia)

Man, those toilets with the built in bidet are the shit!

[wecallitfall]

literally!

haha!

[AWR]

Originally Posted by scratt Bad Poos... Never ending poos. They just don't quite stop. You can rinse (for those of us in Asia) and wipe and wipe, but they don't quite feel like they ended yet, and sure enough there is still poop after (rinsing - optional) and wiping repeatedly. Even after you leave the loo having done the best you can, and probably bleeding by now, and return to whatever you were doing it is still a good hour or so before everything feels right 'down there'.

Have you tried waxing?

[turbulentfurball]

Originally Posted by scratt Even after you leave the loo having done the best you can, and probably bleeding by now,

That's happened to you too? I thought I was menstruating through my anus.

[digitalAngel]

[709]

Hooray! I've been so anxious to post in this thread I could hardly not make up something. My diet consists mostly of coffee and cigarettes, so I generally only take a poo every three days or so...but the PayDay I had for breakfast this morning lived up to it's name.

The stats:
Nice texture. Slick enough to leave quickly yet thick enough to not feel like I'm making soft-serve ice cream. Good length. I'm guessing I could have passed the foot mark, but unfortunately I shifted my weight and inadvertently pinched it in half. Damn. I got a couple of nice Almond Joy sized ones out before I was finished, so all in all I'm pleased.

No sphincter scraping, so I'm guessing the PayDay is waiting for my Sunday shit. On Sundays I have bacon and eggs for breakfast. That combo will make anyone shit within the hour.

[InactionMan]

If you are a smoker and you like pooping, never quit smoking.

That is all.

[drewprops]

I poop within 30 mins of eating..... wait, it's almost that time!!! gottagookaybyebyeberightbacksoon

[zsummers]

I was just reading the Posting Guidelines, and I can't help myself:

"Pursuant to this, toilet humor is not tolerated."

That said, please don't stop.

7:32 PM, EST
Color: Medium "Snickers" brown.
Consistency: Homogenous. Firm. A rare two-wiper.
Sink or Swim: Breather (head above water, body submerged).
Most Likely Origin: Cold Cut Subway sandwich on wheat with cheese, two quality beers.
Smell: Roses... heavily fertilized roses.
Book Enjoyed: 100 Things You Should Know About Pirates.
TP Used: 10 sheets of Charmin Quilted, Double Ply, Double Roll.

Heed the call of drewprops! The March of Science must continue! Onward! Upward! Downward! Spinning Around! Clogging Slightly! Spinning More Slowly! Downward! Downward! Gone!

[drewprops]

I sure wish somebody would write me a theme song with the word SCIENCE sprinkled through it.

Like corn.

[crazychester]

Originally Posted by zsummers I was just reading the Posting Guidelines, and I can't help myself

Yeah, the Posting Guidelines will do that to ya......

2006-04-22 Poo Man Report
A frisson of subtle aromas lingered following Madame's evacuation; a tantalizingly evocative mix of olfactory sensations reminiscent of Chanel No. 5, Passion flowers and roasted chestnuts.

[colivigan]

Originally Posted by drewprops I sure wish somebody would write me a theme song with the word SCIENCE sprinkled through it.

Thomas Dolby?

[Foj]

Originally Posted by drewprops I sure wish somebody would write me a theme song with the word SCIENCE sprinkled through it.

I was thinking maybe:

[colivigan]

Yup, that's much better. Man, I have to go listen to Dead Man's Party now.

[zsummers]

[To the beginning of "Colonel Bogey," the theme from "Bridge On the River Kwai"]

Poo log!
Where Science becomes an art!
Poo log!
For when it's more than a fart!
Poo log!
Without you, log...
We'd be in-a-fog
In our pursuit
Of truth!

Poo log!
For all of Science's worth!
Poo log!
Measure length, color, girth!
Poo log!
Don't forget to log...
Your logs,
Shats, craps
And turds!

Poo log!
While it might sound foul,
Poo log!
Record that from your bowel.
Poo log!
From Maine to Stanislav,
We give to the log
Of Scientific
Truth.

[billybobsky]

The worst poos are when they start to move on their own in the toilet...

[Elysium]

So what's with the fecalphilia?

[wecallitfall]

i just did a massive poo

i dont think its particular type was listed, but it was one of those where you have to grab hold of something grit your teeth and hope you dont hear a rip

all is well now though!

[drewprops]

I'm thinking that maybe we need to put this whole poo thing behind us now...

[turbulentfurball]

Poo is always behind us, drewprops. It comes out our rear ends remember

[Ryan]

This is what happens when I'm gone for a week. You guys go *further* to hell.

[scratt]

Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time." The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq. And then when it continued it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's campaign for re-election. But it is still going on and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame. "We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler. "But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal legal experts say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.

[drewprops]

This thread is turning to shit.

[turbulentfurball]

Originally Posted by drewprops This thread is turning to shit.

Been there. I've had shits that look like thread too

[Foj]

I have to wash my hands everytime I look in this thread. i'll be back in a minute