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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2008-05-29, 12:21

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad View Post
I just saw SPAM®'s official website. Boy, oh boy, have they got some smart folks designing this place.

http://www.spam.com/whatisspam/

Be sure to click through the questions below. Funny stuff!

Also...

** pic of cool Spammobile **

WTF?!
That's might be even cooler than the Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile. And that, my friends, is saying something!

It looks just like a big can of Spam. Is there a pull-tab thingie on the roof, I wonder?
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BuonRotto
Not sayin', just sayin'
 
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2008-05-29, 12:53

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugge View Post

Filibuster Cartoons

You don't really have to offer forfeit when you have your opponent utterly check mate. And don't ask me how the pieces ever ended up like that.

Considering Hillary has 3 rooks and a pawn on the back line, I wouldn't sweat it too much. Was this done a long, long time ago or something?
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Mugge
Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
 
2008-05-29, 13:11

Quote:
Originally Posted by BuonRotto View Post
Considering Hillary has 3 rooks and a pawn on the back line, I wouldn't sweat it too much. Was this done a long, long time ago or something?
No, I think the artist uploaded it today or yesterday. What rooks and pawn are you talking about?

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curiousuburb
Antimatter Man
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
 
2008-06-07, 07:04

Follow the money... literally... (well, virtually).

http://www.whereswilly.com/ - Canuck version

http://www.wheresgeorge.com/ - Yankee version

Curiously cool.
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Yonzie
Mac Mini Maniac
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
 
2008-06-09, 05:19

I wonder how this works...

http://www.bestlinkeshop.com
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Kickaha
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: May 2004
 
2008-06-09, 10:21

http://gizmodo.com/5014565/bierstick...irl-to-operate

I really don't know how you improve on a product like this.
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Mugge
Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
 
2008-06-15, 13:01

www.mccaincondoms.com & www.obamacondoms.com

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Mugge
Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
 
2008-06-17, 01:53

Wouldn't want to have been on that flight:



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BuonRotto
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2008-06-17, 08:35

Nothing serious lost like the wing or any type of landing gear. It's just the chassis, cosmetic, a little more aerodynamic. Hate to be Donny Darko there on the ground though.
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Banana
is the next Chiquita
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
 
2008-06-29, 20:54

Obivously a scam, but still... WTF?!?
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ThunderPoit
Making sawdust
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
 
2008-06-29, 21:17

flagged for removal, do you have the text or a summary of the original ad?
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Banana
is the next Chiquita
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
 
2008-06-29, 21:29

That was quick.

Quote:
2006 Toyota Corellea, $2000
blah, blah, blah
IF YOU REMOVE THIS GOD WILL PUNISH YOU
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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2008-07-01, 11:17

Okay, I've laughed so hard at this...I don't know why it struck me that way.

World-class idiot leaves most obnoxious answering machine message ever.



No, I can't think of any reason the girl wouldn't want to call this guy back...sounds like a pretty cool guy.



It's probably fake, who knows, but I've got several close female buddies and they'll often play me their "keeper" voicemails from idiots they've encountered while out for the night* and some of them aren't far from this at all.



* Which begs the question...why are you giving questionable guys your phone number to start with, but alcohol and dark rooms probably factor in...everyone is good-looking, charming and "normal" at 1:15am if you're buzzing hard. But 12-18 hours later, you've got asshats like the above calling you...
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Mugge
Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
 
2008-07-01, 14:19

Yeah, it iz all over teh internets:

http://forums.applenova.com/showpost...postcount=1232

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turbulentfurball
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2008-07-04, 18:01

I don't even know what vagina smells like.
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murbot
Hoonigan
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
 
2008-07-05, 12:04

Captain America - Fuck Yeah!
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curiousuburb
Antimatter Man
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
 
2008-07-05, 15:47

One more place I won't be swimming...

The helicopter pilot and the game warden were in communication via radio: here is a transcript of their conversation.

Quote:
'Air1 have you a visual on the gator, over'
'Approaching inlet now, over'
'Roger Air1'
'Gator sighted. Looks like it has a small animal in its mouth.. moving in, over'
'Roger Air1'
'It's a Deer!'
'confirm Air1.. did you say Deer?, Over'
'Roger.. a Deer in its mouth.. looks like a full sized buck.. that's a big gator, were gonna need more men, Over'

Warden Goff is 6'+ for reference.


Snopes link 1 and 2

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
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curiousuburb
Antimatter Man
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
 
2008-07-15, 17:59

So... how fresh are them pineapples...

and check out the mechanical digger stripping a woman (no nudity) on Italian TV talent show.

Sorry honey, I'm working late.

Last edited by curiousuburb : 2008-07-15 at 18:01. Reason: nohotlinky image... replaced with link
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murbot
Hoonigan
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
 
2008-07-16, 10:28

This is by far the best worst translation ever. Might be worth paying an actual person to translate for you when it's for something as important as your business sign.

Then we'll grab a bite at 404 Not Found

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evan
Formerly CoachKrzyzewski
 
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2008-07-16, 12:01

Quote:
Originally Posted by pscates2.0 View Post
That's might be even cooler than the Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile. And that, my friends, is saying something!

It looks just like a big can of Spam. Is there a pull-tab thingie on the roof, I wonder?
i saw the weiner-mobile at school last fall! If I get around to it I'll post the picture I took with my phone
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Mugge
Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
 
2008-07-18, 17:00

Everything times nothing is what?

If it wasn't for Google that question would have kept me up all night.

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ThunderPoit
Making sawdust
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
 
2008-07-19, 00:17

eh, its just the same idea that NULL ≠ NULL and NULL ≠ 0. NULL is also simply "Undefined." but still very cool. Takes me back to days as a kid, "Am not times infinity!" Those were the days.
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Mugge
Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
 
2008-07-20, 05:25

Star Wars + classic paintings = WIN!



Found it via BoingBoing.net
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murbot
Hoonigan
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
 
2008-07-21, 21:56

Lego Stephen Hawking

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Banana
is the next Chiquita
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
 
2008-07-21, 22:07

A man gets divorce from wife courtesy of YouTube

Who knew?
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Brad
Selfish Heathen
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
 
2008-07-21, 22:19

Quote:
Originally Posted by Banana View Post
Wow. Here's hoping the old hag doesn't get a single quid.
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Banana
is the next Chiquita
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
 
2008-07-21, 22:39

and that's not all, folks. I just noticed something that struck me:

Quote:
"This is a victim who is holding her head up," [the old hag's lawyer] said. "I think she comes off well."
Amazing, amazing.
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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2008-08-18, 11:57

Nothing huge or amazing, but I just realized they've got the street level views of Chattanooga on Google Maps now, so I was hitting in some addresses (mine, family, friends, etc.) to see their houses. On my Dad's, my stepmom is at their sidewalk, working on the paving/cobble stone decoration they did earlier this year. She's kneeling by the road, with her back to the camera, fitting the rocks.

I just e-mailed her about it, with a link. She'll either get a kick out of it, or be slightly freaked out.



Just thought it was funny that she was out there when that camera vehicle came by. That's my Dad's silver truck. Not sure where he is, however...inside peeing?

All the other houses, I don't see anyone I know. I do see my car, though, so I must have been home...

Last edited by psmith2.0 : 2008-08-18 at 12:08.
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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2008-08-18, 12:25

A peak into the mind of the mentally deranged...Rosanne Barr's blog. Not even sure where to begin, so I'll just let you read it and see for yourself. Yeow...okay, lady. Take a pill. Several, maybe. One of them are bound to work.



Holy crap, she actually makes Rosie O'Donnell seem warm, cuddly, and borderline likable.

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curiousuburb
Antimatter Man
 
Join Date: May 2004
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2008-08-19, 14:24

EngrishFunny
Some NSFW engrish.
Spoiler (click to toggle):

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
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