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Approximately 10 months ago the righteous homage that was being paid to Chuck was cut short by an apostrophe-wielding mad man, and his jealousy-filled, frightened minions. Frightened of Chuck and all that he brings to our petty little lives. But now a new dawn has been made, and slowly, something became visible in the early morning cloud formations over North America... unmistakable as ever... it was CHUCK! With a message for the masses: crazy bitches with guns for prosthetics may come and go, but Chuck's dominance is unending and unchallenged. *
*do not attempt grenade launcher prosthetic implant. unending and unchallenged dominance not available in all states and provinces. chuck's concubines are leftovers. see murbot for details. ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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Perhaps this will refresh your memory:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. See also: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. ...into the light of a dark black night. |
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is the next Chiquita
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and one day, people had their fill of Chuck Norris and turned their backs on Chuck and forgot about him.
He has since ceased to be. |
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Yes but everyone loves a comeback story... 10 months of anonymity is a long time for Chuck. Show the man some respect!
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Not sayin', just sayin'
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What exactly is growing out of his butt in that image?
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Not his butt, his leg stump (like Rose McGowan). It's a grenade launcher.
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It looks like the satellite that came out of Cartman's ass on SouthPark.
OMG I M SOOOOOOOO DRNK. LOL !!!!111l1one!1 |
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Damn you Moogs and your unique ability to post thumbnails!
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Click it, click it! Chuck will reveal all!!
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