reticulating your mom
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I usually don't visit Myspace much (IMO, it's a top contender for the Most Over-hyped Web Site Evarâ„¢ award), but I was perusing my bulletin board today, and I came across this gem.
This chain message appears to have been started some time ago; the last few lines were added by people I know, and mine is at the bottom. I thought we could also continue it on 'Nova (knowing the comedic potential of the regulars here). Quote:
You ask me for a hamburger. |
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Atlanta
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C'mon, Goonies never say die
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Totally awesome.
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Go make me a sandwich.
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Member
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dammit, the baby is crying!
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reticulating your mom
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Your sister did it better.
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Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Promise Land of Trustafarians
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I get that one in my email every few months, and all the variations of it. "Guess whether or not the person above is a virgin!!!!111!!ONE!!" and so on. I'm *really* getting tired of Myspace.
And no, I don't have one to add to the list. |
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I shot the sherrif.
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Myspace is what happens when anyone with asspreggers gets a web page.
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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The internet will become progressively more annoying as time goes on.
It is as if the pantheon of Greek gods, with their exaggerated human frailties, descended upon a network of computers and set up a permanent residence unfiltered and always on... |
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Join Date: May 2004
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So, who's next in line?
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feeling my oats
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thank you hon, now swallow
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Atlanta
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move, Quantum Leap is on
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Shit, does this look infected?
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feeling my oats
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my your adams-apple is big
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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My dick fell off inside.
edit: er... it would be funnier the other way... Your dick fell off inside... ah well... How much was that, again? Last edited by billybobsky : 2006-03-11 at 00:19. |
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feeling my oats
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direct pressure stops the bleeding
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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Time for a tetanus shot
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Atlanta
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hello, i'm new here and
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Subdued and Medicated
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Do you smell burning rubber?
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Please refrain from copulating.
(and yes, I actually said it. To the couples doing it) |
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reticulating your mom
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do you have gopher cakes?
Last edited by atomicbartbeans : 2006-03-11 at 01:30. |
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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error! error! error! must reboot.
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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a good piss is better
Last edited by billybobsky : 2006-03-11 at 01:04. |
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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i feel like anakin when...
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BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
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this is far too easy
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is the next Chiquita
Join Date: Feb 2005
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His noodly appendages touched you.
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Atlanta
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Chuck Norris is pleased now
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reticulating your mom
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eew, something smells like fish
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Member
Join Date: May 2004
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there's no cure for herpes
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Passing by
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: London, Europe
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Would you like some tea?
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