Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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Because the other McSweeney's Internet Tendency-inspired thread ("Open Letters to Persons or Entities Who Are Unlikely to Respond") has proven popular, here's a thread based on another McSweeney's column, Lists. Basically, you post...lists. Creative ones! Most aim to be funny.
Things That Made Me Gay. being too close to my mom growing up, and thus wanting to be just like her being emotionally distant to my mom growing up, and thus wanting nothing to do with women being too close to my dad growing up, and thus falling in love with stong male role models being emotionally distant from my dad growing up, and thus not having a strong male role model hating women, and fearing them liking women, and wanting to be like them hating Jesus and wanting to be gay just to spite Him loving Jesus..."that way" loving myself too much, and thus narcissistically only being attracted to people who are like me hating myself too much, and thus wanting to engage in a self-destructive deathstyle soy products Ancient Scottish Textile Patterns That Would Also Be a Badass Name For a Metal Band. Houndstooth My Greatest Fears. careless motorists total economic collapse spiders, centipedes, et cetera the possibility that I could have cancer in my body right now and not even know it irreversible climate change dying alone and unloved walking into a stall in a restroom and closing the stall door behind me only to realize that the stall is disgustingly messy, while a stranger walks into the restroom while I am in said stall not wanting to use it, only for him to patiently wait to use my stall, which I can't leave because then he would think I made the disgusting mess Palin '12 and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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Formerly Roboman, still
awesome Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
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This thread went over like a lead balloon covered in fat people. (OMG, I'm fat-ist!) So here is a more topical list.
Signs You Might Be Addicted To Minecraft. you fear the day torches will start burning out you take advantage of Minecraft bugs/glitches in your designs you get upset when Notch fixes those bugs/glitches you lie awake at night, imagining how to most efficiently light the tiny landscape of your bedroom with torches you have written a Minecraft-related novelty pop song, e.g. "Don't Fear the Creeper" you own Minecraft and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong |
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