[zippy]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and



K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But ,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S -H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[AWR]

Nice one, Zippy - very precise. How long have you been working on that?!?

[zippy]

Originally Posted by AWR Nice one, Zippy - very precise. How long have you been working on that?!?

I could lie and tell you it took me a while, but really it only took me a few seconds to cut and paste it from my email.

[kieran]

That's pretty funny. I like it.

[crazychester]

I oh know just where I want to put that..........

[Moogs]

Win.