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murbot
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2007-10-03, 12:22

Dennis Green, 58, charged in man's slaying



This one is a little bizarre. Dennis Green has been charged with the murder of a neighbourhood businessman. They're not sure what relationship the two might have had.

I guess being fired really messed with his head. This is worse than Jeff Reardon robbing jewelry stores. Green almost looks like a woman in that picture.
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pscates2.0
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2007-10-03, 12:29

I thought it was a woman; I thought maybe you linked the wrong photo. That's a man?

Man, the NFL is just full of swell humanitarians, huh? People killers, dog killers, cheaters, etc.

EDIT: wait that is a woman in the pic; did I just step in it or something? Missing out of some sort of NFL in-joke? I've been deathly ill for the past 48 hours, so my brain is all scrambled from medication, weakness, lack of sleep and food.
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Eugene
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2007-10-03, 12:58

Too bad that doesn't look anything like Denny Green?
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murbot
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2007-10-03, 13:03

It looks like Denny Green with a wig and the effects of a good left hook.

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curiousuburb
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2007-10-03, 14:06

Hmmmm... lemme see if I can follow her "logic".

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Originally Posted by teh article
On Sunday night, she found CDs inside the home containing images of nude women and lost control, authorities said.
So after 15 years of living with that goddess, he maybe has images of non-fugly nekkid chicks.

Unbelievable and totally an excuse to get out the iron...
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Originally Posted by Cook County State's Attorney's Office
"The defendant confronted the victim, got a gun and shot him multiple times, including two to the head," said Andy Conklin, a spokesman for the Cook County state's attorney's office.
So after six generous applications of Chanel #.357, she's still pissed... and unsatisfied, apparently...

...and then, obviously in order to really make him suffer...
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Originally Posted by dead horse flogging department
Strowder also went to the garage and smashed the headlights of her boyfriend's motorcycle, smashed out the windows of his car, and scratched the nickname of one of the porn models in the photographs into the side of his car, prosecutors said.
See what I did to your ride, already dead guy?
How's that for hitting it, um... already dead beotch.
That'll teach you to prefer other booty and brains to mine. I got more of bothses!

</sarcasm>

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Moogs
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2007-10-03, 14:52



Murbinoid, where do you come up with this stuff? What's a Saddle-domer doing reading the Tribune online anyway?

PS - I am pretty sure the Flames will not suck this year unless Mike Keenan's head asplode.

...into the light of a dark black night.
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2007-10-03, 17:09

had me going! Nice one Murbot.
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