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spikeh
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2006-06-12, 12:24

In protest of an employee at the company I work for who named his child "Oakley Harrison Taylor", and also because I'm bored and enjoy fucking with people, I'm legally changing my name to something pretty fucking dumb.

The best candidate so far is "Professor Impossible", but I'm also partial to any suggestions that use the name "Cosmo". I'm also toying with "Roger Want".

So, what would you like to be called / like me to be called? (Nothing overtly offensive).
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murbot
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2006-06-12, 12:27

Mike Oxlong
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2006-06-12, 12:30

Sören Kuklau. There aren't enough Sören Kuklaus in the world. Besides, many US Americans I've had the pleasure of talking to were incapable of pronouncing it correctly.
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2006-06-12, 12:31



Threads like these are custom made for the mighty murbot.
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FFL
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2006-06-12, 12:36

How about "Registered User"
?
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pscates2.0
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2006-06-12, 13:08

I'd have to go with something from the movies.

Keyser Soze, Ricky Roma, Martin Brody, Han Solo, etc. Tons to choose from!

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2006-06-12, 13:22

Naw, ya gotta go for something that would really cause fun.

POTUS. No first, no last, just POTUS.

Have fun with that one! (OTOH, you'd be utterly immune from anyone making threats against you... the Secret Service would be your own investigative team! )

My other brain is hung like a horse too.
#IRC isn't old school.
Old school is being able to say 'finger me' with a straight face.
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Foj
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2006-06-12, 16:29

Duck Dodgers of the 24th and one half....century!


or

Crow T. Robot
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Dave
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2006-06-12, 17:32

Desmond Ray Galahad Underwood-Fredrick IV
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Fahrenheit
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2006-06-12, 17:33

A few that come to mind:

Philip McKrackin
Benjamin Dover
Michael Hunt
Ben O'Lynn
Al K. Seltzer
C. Senor
Chris Cross
Daniel Druff
Richard Hertz
Easton West
Gene Poole

And the best for calling across the office:
Timothy Burr
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2006-06-12, 17:34

applenova's Bitch.
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2006-06-12, 17:39

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Originally Posted by farenheit
A few that come to mind:

Philip McKrackin
Benjamin Dover
Michael Hunt
Ben O'Lynn
Al K. Seltzer
C. Senor
Chris Cross
Daniel Druff
Richard Hertz
Easton West
Gene Poole

And the best for calling across the office:
Timothy Burr
I like some of those Added to the list!
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2006-06-12, 17:40

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applenova's Bitch.
Imagination knows no bounds, WR! No bounds!

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drewprops
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2006-06-12, 18:01

I was really sorry when he died so could you consider taking on the name of

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Please?

Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon.
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eventhorizon
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2006-06-12, 18:41

Go the Homer Simpson route...

MAX POWER!!!
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2006-06-12, 18:54

My uncle went to school with a kid called during attendance: Clark, Kent

He got a lot of odd looks at his glasses.
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thegeriatric
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2006-06-12, 19:48

How about, Richard Head.
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colivigan
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2006-06-12, 20:05

Quote:
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Go the Homer Simpson route...

MAX POWER!!!
I'm 6' 4", so I'm kind of partial to ...

Max Headroom!

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World Leader Pretend
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2006-06-12, 20:30

John Doe
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atomicbartbeans
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2006-06-12, 20:31

Bolus Roland

Albacore Livermore
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2006-06-12, 20:43

Lemonjello and Orangejello -- my dad actually knew a coworker in Argentina who named his two sons that. It was pronounced "Orangeloo" but spelled OrangeJello.
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2006-06-12, 20:53

Justin Time
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2006-06-12, 20:56

I'm legally changing my name, too. But that's because my name sucks. Everybody mispronounces it, and if you say it right, you sound like you're yawning. Way too many long "AW" sounds. It's not just not a Hollywood name, it's not a New York name, or a London name, or a Tokyo name...

...it sounds like crap, wherever you are.

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
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2006-06-12, 21:32

Porn Starr

Last edited by Windowsrookie : 2006-06-12 at 21:38.
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2006-06-12, 21:40

I like John McFlapjack. Isn't changing your name a lot of work?
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2006-06-12, 21:42

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Threads like these are custom made for the mighty murbot.
I feel bad for Murbot,

He now has to live up to these expectations whenever a thread like this comes along.

Its ok Murbot, you can reply with a sub-par comment this time, I know it must be hard to maintain your wit at all times
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2006-06-12, 22:05

Quote:
Originally Posted by pilot1129
I feel bad for Murbot,

He now has to live up to these expectations whenever a thread like this comes along.

Its ok Murbot, you can reply with a sub-par comment this time, I know it must be hard to maintain your wit at all times
I don't really think that Mike Oxlong was sub-par. Quite the opposite, in fact. It takes the whole Dick Hertz and Mike Hunt theme to a whole 'nother level.

Hail murbot!
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macleod
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2006-06-12, 22:09

Shit Head but Pronounced Shaa-Theed!
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2006-06-12, 22:25

Steve Jobs
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2006-06-12, 23:02

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Justin Time
Outta Time!
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