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Artap99 · 2006-03-11, 03:05

I just lowered my standards.

alcimedes · 2006-03-11, 03:09

What was your name again?

Mac+ · 2006-03-11, 07:54

bottom shelf - choose a toy

chucker · 2006-03-11, 08:09

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Originally Posted by alcimedes

What was your name again?

Meep! Already had that in the original post.

Moogs · 2006-03-11, 09:03

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Originally Posted by alcimedes

Myspace is what happens when anyone with asspreggers gets a web page.

Teenagers trying to be grownups dot com. Most of those might've been humorous when I was about 14.

We ought to have two separate threads: 5 words for the 17 and under crowd, 5 words for the 18 and over crowd.

And of course, it depends on who you did the mambo with. You got your meaningless one night stands, your college relationship pokings, your workplace bonings, and finally your long-term-relationship-slash-married sex. Here are some examples to make things more plain and simple for the layman (funneh pun):

Scenario 0 - Typical Teenage Encounter: "Was that supposed to happen?"

Scenario 1 - College Relationship: "How many was that today?"

Scenario 2 - One Night Stand: "No really, it was great."

Scenario 3 - Workplace: "Let's just stay friends, OK?"

Scenario 4 - Long-term Relationship: "Ahhh................. When's the game on?"

turbulentfurball · 2006-03-11, 09:33

(After a bad experience):

Give me my sperm back

Moogs · 2006-03-11, 10:02

"You are not even worthy of a sperm"... now that's an insult.

digitalAngel · 2006-03-11, 10:03

sorry, i don't honor coupons

and

no i don't give refunds

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 12:17

Hello? Is that 'Acme Funerals'?

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 12:18

Drop me off here, please.

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 12:21

God, I love my job.

Foj · 2006-03-11, 12:24

Mother! Oh, God! Wet spot!

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 12:26

That was instead of Confession?

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 12:30

Shh, shh, shh. Good dog.

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 12:31

If they don't get me the member title 'Resident Sick Fuck' nothing will.

Foj · 2006-03-11, 12:31

Big money. No whammies. Stop!

Moogs · 2006-03-11, 12:44

Hassan you need proper motivation.

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 12:47

I remember posting the line 'You know, speaking as a coprophiliac...' in the classic 'Worst Chat Up Lines' thread in pre-Fireside Chat AppleOutsider, totally freaking out pscates 1.0...

Oompa Loompa · 2006-03-11, 13:01

... Was this your first time?

or

Aren't you forgetting something?

or

Oh Look, it has become tiny again...

or

No really, small is fine!

oldmacfan · 2006-03-11, 13:16

Wake me up when your done

oldmacfan · 2006-03-11, 13:17

What are you doing down there

Oompa Loompa · 2006-03-11, 13:30

... Honey, we got to talk.

Wickers · 2006-03-11, 13:33

that was the wrong hole.

Oompa Loompa · 2006-03-11, 13:35

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Originally Posted by Wickers

that was the wrong hole.

Wickers, great!

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 13:38

Look, my morgue, my rules.

thegelding · 2006-03-11, 14:58

thanks, now my anus hurts

thegelding · 2006-03-11, 15:02

here come the village people

my your fingers are fat

i now understand the nickname fisty
(i doesn't really count as a word)

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 15:23

Anne Coulter, I love you.

Hassan i Sabbah · 2006-03-11, 15:29

I've got this... painful discharge...

Foj · 2006-03-11, 15:38

Houston we have a problem

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Wickers is not a kind of basket Join Date: May 2004	2006-03-11, 13:33 that was the wrong hole.
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thegelding feeling my oats Join Date: May 2004 Location: there are nice people here...that makes me happy	2006-03-11, 15:02 here come the village people my your fingers are fat i now understand the nickname fisty (i doesn't really count as a word)
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