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Wickers is not a kind of basket Join Date: May 2004	2006-03-12, 15:24 ... were you on the rag?
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wecallitfall Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	2006-03-12, 15:42 yes it does smell fishy
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scrouds Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Orlando, FL	2006-03-12, 15:49 That should make you pregnant your ass tastes like chicken there's centipedes in your vagina maybe you should try viagra
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wecallitfall Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	2006-03-12, 15:51 WHAT????? you're my mum???? aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ok that one was a bit sick
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Bryson Rocket Surgeon Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Canadark	2006-03-12, 15:51 Woah! Mum? Is that you? Edit: I'm not stalking Wecallitfall, honestly.
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wecallitfall Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	2006-03-12, 15:52 that was quite spooky there bryson
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wecallitfall Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	2006-03-12, 15:53 your sister was much tighter
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2006-03-12, 16:10

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Originally Posted by wecallitfall

your sister was much tighter

As were your brothers

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Chinney

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2006-03-12, 16:14

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Originally Posted by murbot

Chinney, I don't think we're supposed to share the things we actually say.... it's supposed to be a joke.

Tongue Sticking Out

I thought everyone was being pretty much candid here, especialy Hassan.

Tongue Sticking Out

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Bryson

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2006-03-12, 16:17

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Originally Posted by wecallitfall

that was quite spooky there bryson

That's 6 words. But otherwise, nice try.

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wecallitfall Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	2006-03-12, 16:37 (during 69) i think i just farted
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BuonRotto Not sayin', just sayin' Join Date: May 2004 Location: Durham, NC	2006-03-12, 16:54 We should try this with haikus: Genitalia The female kind arouse me Except yours, yucky
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Wickers is not a kind of basket Join Date: May 2004	2006-03-12, 17:56 Get off me, I'm done.
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Ebby Subdued and Medicated Join Date: May 2004 Location: Over Yander	2006-03-12, 20:35 Are we there yet?
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billybobsky BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2006-03-12, 21:34 woohoo! i'm THE man!
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atomicbartbeans reticulating your mom Join Date: Jan 2005	2006-03-12, 22:00 i'm the man now dog
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alcimedes I shot the sherrif. administrator Join Date: May 2004	2006-03-12, 22:02 You've got to lick it. Before you stick it.
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billybobsky BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2006-03-12, 22:34 now to get circumcised
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atomicbartbeans reticulating your mom Join Date: Jan 2005	2006-03-12, 23:11 morning missile test-firing complete
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alcimedes I shot the sherrif. administrator Join Date: May 2004	2006-03-12, 23:47 Oh shit, dropped the soap
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billybobsky BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2006-03-12, 23:51 Where's that damn valve?
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FFL Fishhead Family Reunited moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Slightly Off Center	2006-03-13, 00:01 You're welcome, bitch. Go home.
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alcimedes I shot the sherrif. administrator Join Date: May 2004	2006-03-13, 00:09 Crap! You have the key?
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Ebby Subdued and Medicated Join Date: May 2004 Location: Over Yander	2006-03-13, 02:08 What's the SAFETY WORD!!!
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wecallitfall Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005	2006-03-13, 11:11 you bled in my mouth
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Hassan i Sabbah Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: london and københavn	2006-03-13, 11:13 No, that's just dried urine.
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DMBand0026 Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Chicago	2006-03-13, 11:13 So what's your name again?
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DMBand0026 Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Chicago	2006-03-13, 11:15 How much did we drink?
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Iron Fist New Member Join Date: Mar 2005	2006-03-13, 11:15 They do taste like fish.
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Hassan i Sabbah Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: london and københavn	2006-03-13, 11:30 Quick! Re-connect the colostomy tube!
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