User Name
Password
AppleNova Forums » AppleOutsider »

The Continuing Saga of Chuck Norris


Register Members List Calendar Search FAQ Posting Guidelines
The Continuing Saga of Chuck Norris
Thread Tools
Moogs
Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2007-04-21, 09:28

Approximately 10 months ago the righteous homage that was being paid to Chuck was cut short by an apostrophe-wielding mad man, and his jealousy-filled, frightened minions. Frightened of Chuck and all that he brings to our petty little lives. But now a new dawn has been made, and slowly, something became visible in the early morning cloud formations over North America... unmistakable as ever... it was CHUCK! With a message for the masses: crazy bitches with guns for prosthetics may come and go, but Chuck's dominance is unending and unchallenged. *




*do not attempt grenade launcher prosthetic implant. unending and unchallenged dominance not available in all states and provinces. chuck's concubines are leftovers. see murbot for details.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg chuckinthesky.jpg (86.9 KB, 49 views)

...into the light of a dark black night.
  quote
Moogs
Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2007-04-21, 10:08

Perhaps this will refresh your memory:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

See also:

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

...into the light of a dark black night.
  quote
Banana
is the next Chiquita
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
 
2007-04-21, 10:14

and one day, people had their fill of Chuck Norris and turned their backs on Chuck and forgot about him.

He has since ceased to be.
  quote
Moogs
Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2007-04-21, 10:29

Yes but everyone loves a comeback story... 10 months of anonymity is a long time for Chuck. Show the man some respect!
  quote
BuonRotto
Not sayin', just sayin'
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Durham, NC
Send a message via AIM to BuonRotto Send a message via Yahoo to BuonRotto  
2007-04-21, 11:12

What exactly is growing out of his butt in that image?
  quote
Moogs
Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2007-04-21, 11:36

Not his butt, his leg stump (like Rose McGowan). It's a grenade launcher.
  quote
BuonRotto
Not sayin', just sayin'
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Durham, NC
Send a message via AIM to BuonRotto Send a message via Yahoo to BuonRotto  
2007-04-21, 13:02

It looks like the satellite that came out of Cartman's ass on SouthPark.

OMG I M SOOOOOOOO DRNK. LOL !!!!111l1one!1
  quote
Moogs
Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2007-04-21, 14:29

  quote
Fahrenheit
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Send a message via ICQ to Fahrenheit  
2007-04-21, 14:31

Damn you Moogs and your unique ability to post thumbnails!

  quote
Moogs
Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2007-04-21, 14:34

Click it, click it! Chuck will reveal all!!
  quote
Posting Rules Navigation
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Post Reply

Forum Jump
Thread Tools
Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Amazing tales of Chuck Norris pilot1129 AppleOutsider 208 2006-06-30 15:18


« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:31.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004 - 2019, AppleNova