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stevegong
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2004-08-12, 09:40

I just came across this video today...

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/M...videoId=992290

...holy shit! I don't remember the last time I was so aroused!

Would anyone else agree?

So what is the mystery? Why? Analytically she isn't even that pretty...why oh why?





Any Jewel fans here?
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2004-08-12, 09:44

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I don't remember the last time I was so aroused!
Never say that again.
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2004-08-12, 10:01

it's the "cfm" boots she was wearing
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2004-08-12, 10:08

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Never say that again.
What? Is this a reflection of your sexual insecurity?

Take it easy, we even have questions about arousal in all of the psychology experiments. Why does arousal have to be taboo?
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2004-08-12, 10:09

If you took Renee Zellweger and Kate Hudson and put them in a blender (and part of me would like to), you'd come out with Jewel.

Personally, she never did anything for me. The sappy, earnest and overstabbing "confessional" crap songs just made me not enjoy the whole package.

I think she went kinda "pop", didn't she? From a Lisa Loeb/Suzanne Vega acoustic chick to a cheeseball pop tart? Nasty. No thanks.
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2004-08-12, 10:12

But that Intuition song must be the most sensual song I've ever listened to...

I don't know what it is...
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2004-08-12, 10:15

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Originally Posted by stevegong
I just came across this video today...

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/M...videoId=992290

...holy shit! I don't remember the last time I was so aroused!

Would anyone else agree?

So what is the mystery? Why? Analytically she isn't even that pretty...why oh why?





Any Jewel fans here?
My professional opinion: you need to get out more. I want my five minutes back.
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2004-08-12, 10:15

I like Jewel and I do think she is one good looking woman :smokey:
but the new song SUCKS!
Sounds like Britney lite. gag!!!!
So, I turned the volume down and enjoyed the view.

BTW: the powerbook in the first part of the video kind of got me going.
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2004-08-12, 10:16

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But that Intuition song must be the most sensual song I've ever listened to...

I don't know what it is...
Really? I kept experiencing a feeling of deja vu while listening to it. It sounds like all the other pop crap out there.
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2004-08-12, 10:17

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My professional opinion: you need to get out more. I want my five minutes back.
Thank God he hasn't discovered the 'Boobies' thread.

Or wait...I mean started a 'Boobies' thread.....
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2004-08-12, 10:18

Does it measure up to "PowerTools" from Bennasi's "Satisfaction" video?
Orbital Sander... mmmmm.
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2004-08-12, 10:20

With respect, I beg to differ.

She lacks class.

Oh, how she lacks it.

Where's the *shudder* emoticon when you need it?

Patricia Morrison on the other hand…
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2004-08-12, 10:21

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Originally Posted by pscates2.0
If you took Renee Zellweger and Kate Hudson and put them in a blender (and part of me would like to), you'd come out with Jewel.

Personally, she never did anything for me. The sappy, earnest and overstabbing "confessional" crap songs just made me not enjoy the whole package.

I think she went kinda "pop", didn't she? From a Lisa Loeb/Suzanne Vega acoustic chick to a cheeseball pop tart? Nasty. No thanks.
Nice blender visualization there 'scates - great call!

Suzanne Vega - now her music was quality! (imho)
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2004-08-12, 10:27

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I just came across this video today...
Yeah, judging by the rest of your post I bet you did.
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2004-08-12, 10:28

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Yeah, I bet you did.
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2004-08-12, 10:31

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Does it measure up to "PowerTools" from Bennasi's "Satisfaction" video?
Orbital Sander... mmmmm.
Power Tools sucked. That movie was a serious turn off for me.

The women in there looked very tasteless and crummy.
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2004-08-12, 10:35

Ewwwwww.... you've got... stuff... on your like, monitor....


Jewel is cute enough, but hardly in Lisa Loeb's class... curvy geek chick with glasses? Nummy.
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2004-08-12, 10:37

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Power Tools sucked. That movie was a serious turn off for me.

The women in there looked very tasteless and crummy.
You're gay.
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2004-08-12, 10:38

I'm not talking about class here. I'm talking about arousal.

If I were to really choose my favourite artiste I'd go for...

Hélène Grimaud. Pianiste, Française (Marseillaise), and Beautiful..



But her image is quite different to that of Jewel.
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2004-08-12, 10:39

No, he's just faux French.
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2004-08-12, 10:42

I'd give her a pounce. Or in the immortal words of Detective Andy Sipowicz, "I'd throw her my best hump".

She actually kinda looks like Kristen Scott Thomas, who was in that movie with Harrison Ford where their respective spouses die in a plane crash (the title escapes me). I thought she was quite pretty in it, in an icy, MILF-y Joan Allen kinda way.

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2004-08-12, 10:43

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You're gay.
Damn, guess what... I AM GAY! How did you guess???

I guess I made it too obvious....
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2004-08-12, 10:57

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I'm not talking about class here. I'm talking about arousal.
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2004-08-12, 11:07

woody allen once said, "don't knock bisexuality, it doubles your chance of a date on friday night" or in some cases doubles your chances of rejection.

jewel sang the anthem at a superbowl that green bay played in and while she was singing they cut to brett favre and he clearly says to mark chimura
"my god, look at that rack"!

"What's a Canadian farm boy to do?"
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2004-08-12, 11:10

Nice...
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2004-08-12, 11:33

Oh yeah, that part where she squishes her boobs around is pretty classy. So is that part where she gets sprayed with water while wearing a white T-shirt.

Seriously though. I'd hit it. :smokey:
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2004-08-12, 11:34

Anyone else not really find her all that attractive? I mean, she's not ugly, by no means. However, she does nothing for me. I've had better
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2004-08-12, 11:56

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Anyone else not really find her all that attractive? I mean, she's not ugly, by no means. However, she does nothing for me. I've had better
Her music is the biggest turn off. YaSuKo O. the singer from Melt Banana, she is hot. Beautiful Japanese woman who barks out lyrics like a crazed chiuahua. Always a good show too.
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2004-08-12, 12:31

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Anyone else not really find her all that attractive? I mean, she's not ugly, by no means. However, she does nothing for me. I've had better

if you look at my 1st post, I state that I don't think she's really that pretty (pretty far from my beautiful Hélène) but there's something arousing about her.
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2004-08-12, 12:32

That's what I'm saying. I don't find her attractive, I don't find her sensual. She's just...eh. Does nothing for me.
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