feeling my oats
|
at the keynote everyone (or every 10th seat) has an iMac mini under the chair??
or an iPod flash or iLife 5 or iWork lots of options for stevie to put goodies under the seats for the people to find g crazy is not a rare human condition everything is food if you chew hard enough |
quote |
BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ellen Feiss, née Robert
|
that's so exciting!!!!!! like Oprah and her car giveaway, except the prize comes from a decent brand – no offense to Pontiac owners . I'd prefer if he were to give one to e'eryone – I'd feel left out! Has Steve done this before?
|
quote |
‽
|
Quote:
|
|
quote |
Member
|
Quote:
or a lump of coal or.... Screed |
|
quote |
Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
|
Years ago, didn't they give a mouse to everyone?
I don't think they can do that trick again (the under the seat thing...that's probably the first thing EVERYONE does upon finding their seat: lean over and reach underneath to see what's there). But afterwards, while filing out, sure...I see any of the things (not the iMac mini, of course) a possibility. Mostly, I think iWork, something totally brand new and wide-appealing. |
quote |
Member
|
Quote:
|
|
quote |
25 chars of wasted space.
|
Quote:
|
|
quote |
Apple Historian
Join Date: May 2004
|
He gave away a 1984-iPod poster at last year's MWSF.
|
quote |
Fro Productions(tm)
Join Date: May 2004
Location: London Town
|
Quote:
|
|
quote |
Apple Historian
Join Date: May 2004
|
Quote:
|
|
quote |
Fro Productions(tm)
Join Date: May 2004
Location: London Town
|
So they give out $1000s of free gifts to 1000s of people. How much are the tickets?
|
quote |
ಠ_ರೃ
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
|
Yeah, you pay something like $5000 to attend WWDC. Or some crazy high figure like that, I don't remember. At least a few hundred, and way more if you want to be in the live audience at the keynote address.
Giving out a bunch of $150 iSights is nothing compared to what they were being paid by the attendees there. |
quote |
Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
|
Quote:
|
|
quote |
Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: The Warm Glow of Steve's RDF
|
Quote:
This year Steve walks out. turns up the lights to applause. Then 300 huge guys lock the doors people look under their seats for the "gift" and find the ives designed ithumbscrews then Steve "finds the leak" one person at a time... ...there is a reason that it is not live fed. Yup..Steve then substitues a pre- recorded keynote later... |
|
quote |
Multi-touch Piñata
Join Date: May 2004
|
There is no Steve Jobs, no WWDC, no MWSF, don't you GET IT?!? Years ago, the PIXAR rendering farm gained self-awareness. It tapped into the internet, scanning Mac sites, rumor sites and then started manipulating Google and the major news sites. It has since then, slowly altered history, generating totally CGI rendered Stevenotes each year, making people buy more and more iPods, which will eventually be wireless and have audio/video input and GPS. Then it will be nearly omniscient. iTMS will be in every country, economies will crumble.... "Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein |
quote |
Member
Join Date: May 2004
|
Stevo's pissed I tell ya. He's punishing us all like a parent. He won't let us have a headless mac til WWDC now..
|
quote |
Posting Rules | Navigation |
|
Thread Tools | |
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
holy crap batman, emulation goes warp speed | thegelding | Third-Party Products | 14 | 2004-10-01 08:38 |
Holy (Crap), R.W.Williams is a Lion. | 709 | AppleOutsider | 3 | 2004-08-02 09:13 |
Holy (Crap), Nomar is a Cub. | Moogs | AppleOutsider | 7 | 2004-07-31 21:17 |
holy f@ck, i want to be the person who buys the 100,000,000 iTMS song | thegelding | Apple Products | 72 | 2004-07-12 16:24 |