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Argento
I puked at work.
Because I'm a pussy.
 
Join Date: May 2004
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2005-07-17, 20:22

Just curious what's the craziest thing you've done for your girlfriend/wife/mistress etc. Mine would be, www.d.umn.edu/~lasz0005 .

God damn gas is getting expensive these days

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Amadeus
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2005-07-17, 20:25

Proposal on a third date.
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torifile
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2005-07-17, 21:12

Argento, if you didn't hang around here as often as you do, I'd say you were spamming. Good luck getting there! How far's the drive?
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Wrao
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2005-07-17, 21:18

I put on pants once, you can figure out why that's crazy.
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alcimedes
I shot the sherrif.
 
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2005-07-17, 21:53

If Argento wasn't my cousin I'd change his link to goatse, but that's terrible.

However, I know them both, and that would just be wrong. Good luck dude.

Google is your frenemy.
Caveat Emptor - Latin for tough titty
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709
¡Damned!
 
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2005-07-17, 22:00

Well, it's not much more than a 10 hour drive. Honestly that's nothing.

If you don't have a car, I understand...but really, MN to IN is easy.

So it goes.
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johnq
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2005-07-17, 22:05

I'm in Boston and my fiancee is in Bangkok Thailand. 12 timezones away. If anyone needs a PayPal donation, it's me.

Ah well, the wait's worth it. We'll be together again asap.

Craziest thing was going there to see her last year (we'd been together in the states prior though - this isn't mail order bride stuff). Had a wonderful time and especially since it was my first time traveling that far alone. Plus I had no job to come back to and no money when I got back. Spent my last unemployment check on the airfare.

That's love.

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." - Albert Einstein

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psmith2.0
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2005-07-17, 22:09

Is your fiancé aware of Scarlett?
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Argento
I puked at work.
Because I'm a pussy.
 
Join Date: May 2004
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2005-07-17, 22:32

Quote:
Originally Posted by torifile
Argento, if you didn't hang around here as often as you do, I'd say you were spamming. Good luck getting there! How far's the drive?
.......... :smokey: ...........
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johnq
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2005-07-17, 22:48

The fiancée likes Brad Pitt, so I get Scarlett... Fair's fair.
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Franz Josef
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2005-07-18, 00:01

Good luck Argento
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autodata
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2005-07-18, 00:22

I moved from gulf of mexico to detroit to move in with a girl I had only met a week before. It was a good relationship for the 2 years it lasted.
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Kickaha
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2005-07-18, 00:39

Oy - one girl, who I had just broken up with, but didn't want to see fall on her face... I got her a house.

No, I didn't buy it, but I did all the legwork. We drove from Salt Lake City, where we were living to Boulder, where she wanted to move. We checked out all the neighborhoods and outlying towns in a whirlwind day, and I'd done a lot of online checking of infrastructure, tax bases, etc to give some numbers behind the 'feel'. Found a house for sale, in an up and coming neighborhood that the numbers were right on, and that she fell in love with. Called her Dad, and convinced him to invest in some property - he co-signed the mortgage, and she paid him, buying him out a bit every month. (That alone was a huge win I can't believe I pulled off. They didn't get along.) He drove from Breckenridge CO the next day, looked it over, met with the realtor, we dragged the realtor to the bank, and did all the paperwork on the spot. It closed the next afternoon. We drove back to SLC two days after getting into Boulder, and she was a homeowner. (Sort of.) Last I heard, she was still living there, five years later.
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Powerdoc
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2005-07-18, 00:51

I married her
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Unch
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2005-07-18, 03:40

Quote:
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I married her
I can't believe it actually took 13 replies before this one came up
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BuonRotto
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2005-07-18, 09:05

I gave her my ear. Beat that!

Oh, wait, that was Vincent Van Gogh.
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Franz Josef
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2005-07-18, 09:10

Van Gogh gave her your ear? He's one crazy dude.
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almostwise
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2005-07-18, 10:57

Took her shopping...
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DMBand0026
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2005-07-18, 11:14

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
Proposal on a third date.
Dude, if that didn't work out for you, you should meet my girlfriend, she'd love you.

The craziest thing...

I'm with PowerDoc on this one, only to a lesser degree. I dated her.

Come waste your time with me
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ast3r3x
25 chars of wasted space.
 
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2005-07-18, 11:30

I shared my alcohol
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Mr.Fusion
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2005-07-18, 15:23

I gave up tickets to a baseball game between my two favorite MLB teams
to go to an improv comedy show with a girl.

*sigh*
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DMBand0026
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2005-07-18, 15:48

You sir, are a saint.

You couldn't pry Cubs tickets from my cold dead fingers.
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psmith2.0
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2005-07-18, 17:18

I could easily be talked out of a ballgame...that's not the issue. But I couldn't be dragged to some improv comedy show.



"Okay, give us a setting or a location!"

"How about 'sitting in a really unfunny performance'...!"

I rank that whole thing right up there with "white guys who play blues harmonica with their blazer sleeves pushed up" (a 20-year personal gripe...you wouldn't understand).

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Amadeus
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2005-07-18, 19:30

I wish both of those with the long distance relationship all the best.
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