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drewprops
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2006-11-07, 22:51

Kirstie Alley unveiled her "new body" on the Oprah Show today and I have to say that I got a bit of a nostagic chubber for Kirstie, partially because of her tour of duty as a Vulcan hottie and partly because I may have helped wreck her marriage.

Am I the only one who thinks she's starting to look plus-size hot?

Steve Jobs ate my cat's watermelon.
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2006-11-07, 22:58

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Am I the only one who thinks she's starting to look plus-size hot?
Yeah.
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drewprops
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2006-11-07, 22:59

Then that just means there'll be more for me......
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billybobsky
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2006-11-07, 22:59

when healthy she has always been plus sized hot...
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drewprops
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2006-11-07, 23:06

No, no, no... take a look at Star Trek 2.
She is the HOTNESS on that one.
Lieutenant Saavik anyone?
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2006-11-07, 23:07

i forgot about that... thats one other vulcan i wou...
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2006-11-07, 23:35

I don't mind a few extra pounds of love on a woman (and good for her that he's gotten so much healthier!), but Kirstie annoys the shit out of me. She's right up there with Fran Dresher. The only chic with an annoying voice like that who I'd even consider is the wife on King of Queens. And even she's a stretch. She's got that Long Island accent thing going, but definitely a hot bod. *shudder*

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2006-11-08, 00:05

Love the blog entry... Hilarious.

And yup she's done well... I watched Wrath of Khan the other night and was thinking then.. "Wow hasn't she changed"!
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2006-11-08, 00:23

She's a crazy ass Scientologist. Yikes, no thank you, even if she was hot.
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drewprops
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2006-11-08, 00:27

Do it for Xandar, or whatever the heck that Volcano alien god's name is....

I'm
::grunt::
doin'
::grunt::
this
::grunt::
for
::grunt grunt::
Xanadu
::grung::
or whatever
::grang::
the hell
::grok::
his name
::glop glop::
is
::cruise::

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Luca
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2006-11-08, 00:40

Xenu
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drewprops
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2006-11-08, 00:46

God Bless You, and Goodnight.
Time to count sheep.
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2006-11-08, 03:02

She's still very big around the tummy/hips/thighs...no flab though.

Not quite Lt. Savik...more like Rebecca Howe's debut.
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2006-11-08, 04:48

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Am I the only one who thinks she's starting to look plus-size hot?
You know what they say: takes one to know one.

Ju-st kid-ding, really.

My intent was to only post that I love this thread and its title. Utter stream of consciousness. AppleNova wins with all of its subparts.
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Luca
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2006-11-08, 04:54

She's pretty damn good for 55. I mean, you can't really fairly compare her to your average 18-36 year old Hollywood barbie doll anyway. She's not thin but she looks good. Good for her.

But yeah, fuck Scientology. I had totally forgotten about that.
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octavist13
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2006-11-08, 10:23

Yeah, fuck Scientology, and she has weird eyes too.
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drewprops
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2006-11-08, 10:26

But you'd be fucking Scientology if you boinked Kirstie... it's win-win.
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2006-11-08, 10:38

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But you'd be fucking Scientology if you boinked Kirstie... it's win-win.
I think that settles it, then. We should all take a shot at her. Just to fuck Scientology.
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