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Moogs · 2006-12-01, 12:12

http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes/1/

...and has ridiculous amounts of spare time on his hands to tell the story apparently. Pretty funny stuff though.

"...but like, i can't blame those people... cuz their nooBs, ya know? And well... they're just like... nooBs, so they get pwned and don't understand..."

Moogs · 2006-12-01, 17:52

BTW I am aware the videos are parodies of gaming junkies. ANd now, please delete this thread mods, as no one finds it funneh.

drewprops · 2006-12-01, 17:57

we pawned you

Barto · 2006-12-01, 18:07

One of my friends thinks Pure Pwnage is the greatest thing ever. Personally I think it's pretty retarded.

World Leader Pretend · 2006-12-01, 18:58

This is rather disturbing... I feel like it is somewhat funny, but only if this guy would've actually at some point acted normal. He was walking down the street and said: "so sometimes like, I come to like Sandbox 2, and I draw maps in the sand" while pointing at a park with a sand area.

Moogs · 2006-12-01, 21:47

Oh he's definitely ripping on the prototypical gaming weenie, there's no doubt. Problem is I think he could've compressed all the funny stuff into about 3 episodes if I had to guess. But, I'm sure they make some type of moneh off of it so wtf. He's probably a starving actor along with his buddies, so they decided to do their own thing until they can find a real gig. More power to 'em.

World Leader Pretend · 2006-12-02, 01:24

That makes me feel better, I was really worried there for a sec.

spotcatbug · 2006-12-02, 09:05

GladToBeHere · 2006-12-02, 09:12

Chuck Norris pwns noobs, too, I heard somewhere.

Moogs · 2006-12-02, 09:37

When Chuck enters a city block where nOObs live, they begin to tremble and cry without even knowing why.

ThunderPoit · 2006-12-02, 20:18

yaaaaaaaa, i had to stop watching after every other word became "right?" or "like"

World Leader Pretend · 2006-12-02, 21:37

How many people here say pwn "own" verses saying "pone"

I think that I like "pone" better.

Moogs · 2006-12-02, 23:36

I always thought noob was "new-b", not newb, but either way I like newb better. Very important these things...

Schnauzer · 2006-12-03, 09:00

Yes, Purepwnage is a very good show, i have watched them all and the 12th one is very good, but to under stand it you have to watch them all.....

They have it in Podcasts in itunes, so its easy to DL all 12 of them

boom headshot :P

Moogs · 2006-12-03, 09:41

I liked the part in the 12th (I watched about the first 15 minutes - you can figure it out pretty quick) where he goes into the television studio offices and is "negotiating" with the two corporate weenies. Then the dialog afterward when it's clear no deal was made... some pretty funny one liners. Other than that I watched about 5 minutes of the first one and decided that was enough. Also answering the phone "mushi mushi" is pretty choice.

I would say though that some of these things are way too drawn out. If each episode were more like 5-10 min and had a specific theme / gag, it would be better.

Schnauzer · 2006-12-03, 12:41

btw: you should only watch them if your a gamer, or else you wont get it

like all of you :P

billybobsky · 2006-12-03, 13:31

So, yeah, liek what's up with those canadians?

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Moogs Hates the Infotainment Join Date: May 2004 Location: NSA Archives	2006-12-01, 12:12 http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes/1/ ...and has ridiculous amounts of spare time on his hands to tell the story apparently. Pretty funny stuff though. "...but like, i can't blame those people... cuz their nooBs, ya know? And well... they're just like... nooBs, so they get pwned and don't understand..." ...into the light of a dark black night.
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Moogs Hates the Infotainment Join Date: May 2004 Location: NSA Archives	2006-12-01, 17:52 BTW I am aware the videos are parodies of gaming junkies. ANd now, please delete this thread mods, as no one finds it funneh.
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drewprops Space Pirate Join Date: May 2004 Location: Atlanta	2006-12-01, 17:57 we pawned you
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Barto Student extraordinaire Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canberra, Australia	2006-12-01, 18:07 One of my friends thinks Pure Pwnage is the greatest thing ever. Personally I think it's pretty retarded.
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World Leader Pretend Ruling teh World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, MA	2006-12-01, 18:58 This is rather disturbing... I feel like it is somewhat funny, but only if this guy would've actually at some point acted normal. He was walking down the street and said: "so sometimes like, I come to like Sandbox 2, and I draw maps in the sand" while pointing at a park with a sand area. -_-__-__-----my site_-_-_----___
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World Leader Pretend Ruling teh World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, MA	2006-12-02, 01:24 That makes me feel better, I was really worried there for a sec.
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spotcatbug Veteran Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Clayton, NC	2006-12-02, 09:05 Meh.
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GladToBeHere Member Join Date: Jan 2006	2006-12-02, 09:12 Chuck Norris pwns noobs, too, I heard somewhere.
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Moogs Hates the Infotainment Join Date: May 2004 Location: NSA Archives	2006-12-02, 09:37 When Chuck enters a city block where nOObs live, they begin to tremble and cry without even knowing why.
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ThunderPoit Making sawdust Join Date: May 2004 Location: Minnesota	2006-12-02, 20:18 yaaaaaaaa, i had to stop watching after every other word became "right?" or "like"
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World Leader Pretend Ruling teh World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, MA	2006-12-02, 21:37 How many people here say pwn "own" verses saying "pone" I think that I like "pone" better.
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Moogs Hates the Infotainment Join Date: May 2004 Location: NSA Archives	2006-12-02, 23:36 I always thought noob was "new-b", not newb, but either way I like newb better. Very important these things...
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Schnauzer Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arizona	2006-12-03, 09:00 Yes, Purepwnage is a very good show, i have watched them all and the 12th one is very good, but to under stand it you have to watch them all..... They have it in Podcasts in itunes, so its easy to DL all 12 of them boom headshot :P If you can read this this, please send to an admin, i am blocked and cant post....
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Schnauzer Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Arizona	2006-12-03, 12:41 btw: you should only watch them if your a gamer, or else you wont get it like all of you :P
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billybobsky BANNED I am worthless beyond hope. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.	2006-12-03, 13:31 So, yeah, liek what's up with those canadians?
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