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Wrao
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2006-09-17, 15:44

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Originally Posted by billybobsky View Post
When they named Iceland, Greenland; Greenland, Iceland...

Seriously, in the name of all that is stealth, that was pretty good...

They also managed to sneak into America long before Christopher Columbus. Not to mention, that when they die they goto valhalla, sneaking past heaven and hell entirely.

but, that aside...

RAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!!
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Kickaha
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2006-09-17, 15:47

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Kickaha, can you feel me twisting your arm?

That's so you'll vote for *pirates*!


*twist TWIST*



Pirates Rule!
See? SEE?

Not. Stealthy.

I rest my case.

And I refuse to vote until the ultimate and obvious winner is made available as a selection:

NinjaPirateMonkeyRobot. Duh.
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psmith2.0
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2006-09-17, 16:10

Pirates. Because they were known to sometimes use a gun.




that'll get the thread hoppin' a bit...'

As for the James Bond/ninja thing...are we sure that wasn't Bruce Wayne? I don't know.
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2006-09-17, 16:12

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As for the James Bond/ninja thing...are we sure that wasn't Bruce Wayne? I don't know.
Both, I guess.

But, Bond definitely did in "You Only Live Twice."
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Kickaha
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2006-09-17, 16:21

Book or movie?
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2006-09-17, 16:49

Ninjas because they don't just work at night, but are any time assassins. Think Jason Bourne! Martial art skills, can fight with any weapon (he was in a knife fight with a rolled up magazine!), and he's an assassin. How much more ninja like can you get?
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Windswept
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2006-09-17, 20:51

Aw, c'mon Kickaha, why not vote for Pirates?

We're starting to catch up a little.

It seemed hopeless before, but now there might be a chance.


*jumps up and down*


Pleeeeeeeaase????

Pretty pleeeease?

With sugar on top?

*bats eyelashes*

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DMBand0026
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2006-09-17, 20:52

Pirates are clearly better. End of story.
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2006-09-17, 20:54

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Pirates are clearly better. End of story.
Yay!

*hugs Sammy*

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psmith2.0
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2006-09-17, 20:55

Pirates have character. A ninja is a faceless thing, hard to get a grasp on or care about.

It's possible I'm thinking about all this entirely too much.

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2006-09-17, 20:56

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*jumps up and down*
You keeping doing that, in proper pirate wench attire, and we'll talk.
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Windswept
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2006-09-17, 21:04

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Pirates have character. A ninja is a faceless thing, hard to get a grasp on or care about.

It's possible I'm thinking about all this entirely too much.

No, you've got it exactly right!

But now is the time to commit yourself and vote, don't you think?
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DMBand0026
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2006-09-17, 21:04

See, clearly Pirates are better. They get chicks, ninjas are into the cock.
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2006-09-17, 21:10

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You keeping doing that, in proper pirate wench attire, and we'll talk.
Only if you let your hair loose, wear an open shirt with blousy sleeves, put on tight pirate pants and knee-high leather boots. Oh, and a dagger in the teeth would not go amiss.



Let's see, I have a wench outfit in dark green satin or midnight blue satin.

Which do you prefer?
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DMBand0026
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2006-09-17, 21:12

Holy crap, Kick.

Just vote for Pirates before Quag comes in here, sees this, and busts a nut!

It's bad enough that I thought about rubbing one out based simply on the content of this thread.



Pirates FTW!

Come waste your time with me
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2006-09-17, 21:16



Now I just need to get her to say arrgh for me...
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2006-09-17, 21:16

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It's bad enough that I thought about rubbing one out based simply on the content of this thread.
Been a long shift in the fire station, has it, Sammy?
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Windswept
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2006-09-17, 21:21

Damn, billybobsky.

They're all gonna be too distracted to think about voting now.
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2006-09-17, 21:24

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Been a long shift in the fire station, has it, Sammy?
You have no idea. It's bad enough that my partner on the ambulance is a former stripper (no, I'm not kidding.) That, and the female "help" has been hard to come by these days. However, that's another rant for another thread. I won't sully this one.

Come waste your time with me
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sunrain
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2006-09-17, 21:35

Not the last word certainly, but perhaps an impartial viewpoint on who should win...

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2006-09-17, 21:46

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Not the last word certainly, but perhaps an impartial viewpoint on who should win...

One on one, a ninja may beat a pirate, but en masse, pirates rule :P
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billybobsky
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2006-09-17, 21:46

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Not the last word certainly, but perhaps an impartial viewpoint on who should win...
Technically that's not the battle:

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2006-09-17, 21:48

Oh, snap Thunder!

If I hadn't edited out the image, I would have beaten you!
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sunrain
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2006-09-17, 22:03

Clearly, I have underestimated you all.
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Kraetos
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2006-09-17, 23:32

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Oh, snap Thunder!

If I hadn't edited out the image, I would have beaten you!
That, of course, is what Command-Shift-4 is for.

p.s. Pirates. I mean come on.

Still not convinced?



'Nuff said.

Logic, logic, logic. Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris, not the end.
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ThunderPoit
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2006-09-17, 23:39

screw the cap'n
Maddox should be enough to convince anyone that pirates rule
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2006-09-17, 23:40

I want to vote for Ninja-pirates, as they must be the correct answer. 'Cause, they're ninjas, and, um, pirates too...
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2006-09-17, 23:47

But which would be better:

Ninja pirates: Ninjas who made an active decision to better themselves and behave as pirates.

- or -

Pirate Ninjas: Pirates ,who in the interest of causing more mayhem, decided to adopt some of the ninja tactics.


Hmmmmmmm....


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Kickaha
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2006-09-18, 00:11

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Only if you let your hair loose, wear an open shirt with blousy sleeves, put on tight pirate pants and knee-high leather boots. Oh, and a dagger in the teeth would not go amiss.

Can do, babycakes! Got everything but the knee high boots in my closet.

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Let's see, I have a wench outfit in dark green satin or midnight blue satin.

Which do you prefer?
Which ever one looks better being jumped around in.

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Holy crap, Kick.

Just vote for Pirates before Quag comes in here, sees this, and busts a nut!
Nuh-uh, I'm holding out to see this wench outfit...

I mean, at first I was imagining something like:
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But then I ran across this one, and y'know, I think Windswept would look better in it:

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Don't ya think?

But really, I expect that she'll end up coming at us like this and kick all our asses:

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2006-09-18, 00:31

Seriously, where the HELL were all of you for my little party on Saturday?



Damn, Cap'n Drew needs to leave off the deep fried wenches...


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