[Bryson]

No, it has to be Ninjas.

In evidence, I offer Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Difficult to argue with, no?

[Mikester]

For those of you in the pirate camp, get ready to celebrate tomorrow:

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Why do I get the feeling DrewProps is behind this...?

[ast3r3x]

Windswept, come be a ninja, your much cuter when your smile contains teeth and your skin isn't jaundice from scurvy.

[thegeriatric]

Originally Posted by Foj Especially if you showed up wearing them. *runs away*

Wow. Now there's a thought. UH OH quick pass me my heart pills No No the blue ones. AHHHHHHHHHHH that's better now where was i.........Oh Yeah......better take my blood pressure tablets now as well. Leaving thread before need to be carried out.........

[ast3r3x]

Originally Posted by ast3r3x Windswept, come be a ninja, your much cuter when your smile contains teeth and your skin isn't jaundice from scurvy.

Maybe I shouldn't have put that, some members might favor a girl without teeth

[Kickaha]

Originally Posted by DMBand0026 You have no idea. It's bad enough that my partner on the ambulance is a former stripper (no, I'm not kidding.)

Hot damn. Remind me to have a heart attack in your city.

That, and the female "help" has been hard to come by these days. However, that's another rant for another thread. I won't sully this one.

Sully? This thread?

*looks around*

You're kidding, right?

[Mugge]

Originally Posted by Bryson No, it has to be Ninjas. In evidence, I offer Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Difficult to argue with, no?

I take you mean:

"No, it has to be ninjas who suck."

At least that would fit with your "Dead Man's Chest" argument.

Oh, and it looks like team pirate is catching up!

[Windswept]

Six votes, eh?

Let's see... voting for Pirates...

1 - Brad
2 - alcimedes
3 - murbeau
4 - FFL
5 - Luca
6 - Kickaha

Then we'd be tied.

[Bryson]

Originally Posted by Mugge I take you mean: "No, it has to be ninjas who suck." At least that would fit with your "Dead Man's Chest" argument. Oh, and it looks like team pirate is catching up!

You liked DMC? My life....

[drewprops]

Show me girly ninja porn and I might change my vote.
And it'd better be good~

[Mugge]

Originally Posted by drewprops Show me girly ninja porn and I might change my vote. And it'd better be good~

"Girly ninja p0rn"?! Sounds like f***ing hentai.

You might want to reconsider that remark drewprops.

[Kickaha]

As long as there aren't tentacles, all is good.

Okay, as long as there aren't too *many* tentacles. Gotta have standards.

[drewprops]

Okay, "nudie ninja porn".
With, or without, calamari.

[Robo]

Yarr, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don't see a Talk Like a Ninja Day, do ya? Ask yerselves why that is. Yarr.

[Dave]

With Carol being so persuasive, how can I vote anything other than Pirate?

[Mikester]

Originally Posted by Roboman Yarr, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day. You don't see a Talk Like a Ninja Day, do ya? Ask yerselves why that is. Yarr.

Presumably, that be because tharr Ninja be silent, in order to creep up behinds yarr more stealthily and whatnot. Haharr!

(And indeed, yo ho!)

[phoenix_gr]

Hate to break the news, but i read in a history article that pirates actually didnt make anyone walk the plank, they just fed em to the sharks straight out.

Lets see pirate of ninja

Pirate: killer of innocent, assault women, pilage country sides....ok
Ninja:killer

not to say that ninjas didnt do other things, but ah well there are always a few bad eggs to bring everyone else down.

Plus ninjas have honour, pirates have none with their mutineering every ten seconds.
And now i am two cents poorer

[Bryson]

We don't have "Talk Like A Ninja Day" as Ninjas know when to shut the hell up. ;

I'm not sure about this casting of Pirates as the downtrodded underdog in this. They're both pretty sweet.

But, to perform some feline/avian insertion:

What about Lumberjacks? Are they a valid "third way" here?

[Mikester]

Originally Posted by phoenix_gr Plus ninjas have honour, pirates have none with their mutineering every ten seconds. And now i am two cents poorer

What about the Pirates' Code? Have you not seen PotC?

[Bryson]

They're more actual guidelines y'know....



For clarity, I loved PotC. It's DMC that I objected to....

[Moogs]

I vote Chuck Norris. Did you guys know he played a pivotal role in the blockbuster movie Dodgeball?
In response to seeing the movie, Steve Jobs was reported to have said "Simply Amazing ™". So how can you not vote for Chuck? The poll is scientifically flawed.

[curiousuburb]

Voting here is the leaning other way (despite pictures which might sway the voting the other way)

Arrrr...

Of course, if we consider animal versions...

-vs-
or

The Flying leg kick kitty is cool, but the pirate kitty still looks meaner...
(but wouldn't you if your owner dressed you like that and the other cats started mocking you?).

[RowdyScot]

One word: Naruto. There, are ninjas still better? Yeah, didn't think so. *Nobody* wants to be associated with that.

*goes back to Puzzle Pirates*

[BuonRotto]

That kitty kicking pic is awesome, in the Eddie Izzard sense of the term. That's why I don't let Bulfinch near cats.

Wasn't Snake Eyes a ninja? Cuz he rocked.

[sunrain]

I guess pirates and ninjas are part of the existential zeitgeist right now.

http://www.joystiq.com/2006/09/19/av...nja-or-pirate/

[intlplby]

so i was searching for info on the Crysler Turbine and for some weird reason google returned this gem:

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/showm....mov&Q T=true

enjoy!

[Banana]

Admins/Mods

Can we please add a vote for Beer?

Thank you.

[DMBand0026]

Ahem.

That's what I thought.

[Kickaha]

LOL

Oh yeah, that won all sorts of AVN awards too.

[drewprops]

Sorry to say that I actually found some factual inaccuracies in that well intentioned instructional video...

And while I know that you've already seen all NINE o' my pirate videos, especially the one that be featurin' me dear sweet parents



I'd like you to take another look at the one I be callin' "Peg"



Seems that little old "Peg" were found by folks what be havin' a fetish for amputees....
oh now, did I just see you shiver involuntarily? It be the truth, the world be a strange, strange place Jim m'lad.


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