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Luca
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
 
2011-03-11, 11:51

or should I say, "member"

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chucker
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: near Bremen, Germany
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2011-03-11, 11:57

Can't wait for the sequel.
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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2011-03-11, 12:07

sexmaster111 is a female, so even better. I'm sure she won't get bothered much by a bunch of lecherous nerds.

That would never happen online.
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turbulentfurball
Right Honourable Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Québec
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2011-03-11, 12:09

I thought creating multiple accounts was banned? I'd have thought better of a moderator.

I just hope you live up to the new name.
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Yontsey
*AD SPACE FOR SALE*
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cleveland-ish, OH
 
2011-03-11, 12:09

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Originally Posted by pscates2.0 View Post
sexmaster111 is a female, so even better. I'm sure she won't get bothered much by a bunch of lecherous nerds.

That would never happen online.
We're all just good, honest, "hard working" citizens such as herself.
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drewprops
Space Pirate
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Atlanta
 
2011-03-11, 12:29

Do the ones represent penises?
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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2011-03-11, 12:32

No. Notice there are three of them, as in "tri". As in tri-sexual. As in "I'll try anything". It's all a complex code that is only understood after years of Cinemax After Hours programming and 7-11 magazine rack loitering. I'm what you call an "expert in the field".
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Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2011-03-11, 12:40

You guys have sick minds. She's not sexmaster, she's S. E. X. Master. Search. Engine. Xploitation. It's totally respectable and legitimate! If we pay her enough, we could be the number one Google result for anything. Not just for "iPhone mini" and "Mariska Hargitay."

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
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Capella
Dark Cat of the Sith
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Rochester, NY
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2011-03-11, 12:41

Just for the record, it's not my alt account.
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Banana
is the next Chiquita
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
 
2011-03-11, 12:43

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You guys have sick minds. She's not sexmaster, she's S. E. X. Master. Search. Engine. Xploitation. It's totally respectable and legitimate! If we pay her enough, we could be the number one Google result for anything. Not just for "iPhone mini" and "Mariska Hargitay."
Sorry, Robo. She's just a sexmaster, not a SEXmaster. If she were the latter then she'd know how to um, capitalize?

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Just for the record, it's not my alt account.
Just as well. I'd hate to see you banned for having duplicate accounts.
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Moogs
Hates the Infotainment
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
 
2011-03-11, 12:44

Is this supposed to be someone we know from a former bannination or something? If just a spammer why are we threading about it?
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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2011-03-11, 12:45

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Originally Posted by Capella View Post
Just for the record, it's not my alt account.
Look at that guilty conscience spring up, unannounced! Why would you even volunteer that if it wasn't?! You're dang ol' protesting too much. The cat's out of the bag. Meow!





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Is this supposed to be someone we know from a former bannination or something? If just a spammer why are we threading about it?
Ha, I didn't consider that angle. I know of 2-3 people it could be (although I think one of them has already returned under another name and is somewhat behaving himself and cruising below the radar, although he could explode at any time into an A-bomb of trollish stupidity...which is kinda his trademark).
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Luca
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Minnesota
 
2011-03-11, 12:47

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Is this supposed to be someone we know from a former bannination or something? If just a spammer why are we threading about it?
just thought it was funny
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thegelding
feeling my oats
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: there are nice people here...that makes me happy
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2011-03-11, 12:49

so i take it there is a sexservent222 out there somewhere...

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psmith2.0
Mr. Vieira
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
 
2011-03-11, 12:51

Yes, locked in my hall closet.
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Yontsey
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cleveland-ish, OH
 
2011-03-11, 12:59

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so i take it there is a sexservent222 out there somewhere...

g
It's like the gate keeper and the key master. We gotta get these two together.
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AWR
Veteran Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: State of Flux
 
2011-03-11, 12:59

Someone's on the mend after a week of sick.

Just in time for the weekend too! Enjoy you renewed self, and possibly someone else's self.
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Robo
Formerly Roboman, still
awesome
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
 
2011-03-11, 13:13

Maybe it's like Chess or Go, and "sex master 111" is her rank and ranking?

You have to get a ranking under 100 to be a sex grandmaster. She is so. close.

You can do it, sexmaster111!

/sexnovice2352848263

and i guess i've known it all along / the truth is, you have to be soft to be strong
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Brad
Selfish Heathen
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone of Pain
 
2011-03-11, 13:47

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Originally Posted by Capella View Post
Just for the record, it's not my alt account.
So… it's your primary account?

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billybobsky
BANNED
I am worthless beyond hope.
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inner Swabia. If you have to ask twice, don't.
 
2011-03-11, 14:54

i noticed this earlier... and even went so far to determine if they were a spammer or not (still had the awaiting email confirmation status)...

we should all aspire to be sexmaster###!

Also, pscates, I think I know who you are referring to...
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Bryson
Rocket Surgeon
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The Canadark
 
2011-03-11, 15:02

How does one request a username change? I'd like sexmaster569
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