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2004-12-19, 22:24

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...7973 124&rd=1

I wonder if you can show up and test drive her.

(the iBook, of course)

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Quagmire
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2004-12-19, 22:27

What is it with people these days offering sexualty to selling their apple products? I believe the other auction invloving a woman selling her pbook was better when she used the pbook to cover her bare breasts.

giggity
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ast3r3x
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2004-12-19, 22:32

Hey, the girl knows how to get attention. Nothing wrong with that.
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Wickers
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2004-12-19, 22:39



Maybe this is why she is putting herself in the spotlight?

Clearly there is some physical damage, I see this sort of thing all to often at my main place of employment. (Apple auth. reseller/repair)

no sig, how's that for being a rebel!

Last edited by Wickers : 2004-12-20 at 03:35.
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Messiahtosh
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2004-12-19, 23:45

She's not even that hot.
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Luca
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2004-12-19, 23:47

What? Yeah she is! A lot of girls who put their picture on the internet are indeed not that hot, but this is an exception I think.
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2004-12-19, 23:51

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Originally Posted by Messiahtosh
She's not even that hot.


She is hot because she knows her target audience -- and because she is hot.

Edit: Sorry brain was in reset mode after seeing the pictures...
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Kickaha
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2004-12-20, 00:00

No, no, Messiahtosh is right, she's just a huge fat pig - I mean jeez, you can't even see any ribs or anything. Who'd want that? Really guys, you should listen to him, he makes films and stuff. He knows women... especially ones that look like nine year old boys.

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Wickers
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2004-12-20, 01:24

Easy now...

What (or who) Messiahtosh does on his own time is no business of ours.
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2004-12-20, 01:41

You wouldn't know if a girl was hot unless your dad was hot.
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2004-12-20, 01:51

Saying that girl isn't hot is like saying the Refreshments were the best band to ever walk this Earth.
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Purgatos
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2004-12-20, 02:23

You can't even see her face...
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johnq
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2004-12-20, 02:50

Big tits, nice ass, tiny waist, nice legs feet arms and hands...Mac user...lingerie...exhibitionist...female...what's not to love?
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2004-12-20, 03:02

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Big tits, nice ass, tiny waist, nice legs feet arms and hands...Mac user...lingerie...exhibitionist...female...what's not to love?
Red lingerie... Passe!

Now black and I might take more notice...

Last edited by scratt : 2004-12-20 at 03:04. Reason: Goddamit! I can't remember how to get that damn acccent on the e again!
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2004-12-20, 03:34

Quote:
Originally Posted by johnq
Big tits, nice ass, tiny waist, nice legs feet arms and hands...Mac user...lingerie...exhibitionist...female...what's not to love?
The shitty condition of the plastic cover around her iBook's LCD... but at least she knows how to sell it.
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johnq
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2004-12-20, 03:36

Bear in mind I'm being nice. I normally don't go for white chicks.
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Moogs
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2004-12-20, 10:05

I think what Messiahtosh was trying to say, is that he is such a chic-magnet and so experienced with hot women hanging on his arm... that he is highly qualified to assess that this woman - with her flabby exterior and small breasts - should not qualify as "hot". I mean,, what were we thinking, anyway?!




...into the light of a dark black night.
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2004-12-20, 10:21

she's smart... getting quite a few hits I bet...

oh, and inferring from her comments about her new desktop... it won't be a mac...
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psmith2.0
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2004-12-20, 10:34

Overall, kinda tacky/cheesy...but she does have quite the nice apple butt, which I really appreciate.

Yeah, sounds like she's switching to a PC because she says her Office 2004 won't work on her new computer.

Chances are, the iBook belongs to whoever took the photos, and he wrote the copy and got his girlfriend to drink about three glasses of wine...

"Come on, baby...I REALLY need to sell this thing. Help me out, okay? I won't show your face...just your titties, and maybe your ass some? I'll take you to Red Lobsterrrrrr...please?".

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Luca
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2004-12-20, 10:36

She didn't even get that much for it.
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alcimedes
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2004-12-20, 10:39

sad part is, i bet she'd have gotten more money if she hadn't made it known she was switching to a PC. gotta love Mac users.
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2004-12-21, 08:27

All those pics, and the face got cut off on every one! The next iPhoto should have a head fixer plugin and save us picture viewers from "lopped-headipus".
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murbot
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2004-12-21, 18:38

Anybody wanna go to the Sugar Bowl? (Not safe for work)

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Moogs
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2004-12-21, 19:53

Yah, I'll go as long as that chic tells me what she has plastered to her nipples....

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Maciej
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2004-12-21, 20:02

I was curious as well, and I think it might just be a photoshopped effect?\

EDIT: Actually, I read her description and she mentions something about paint?? I dunno if its MS paint, or pain, like IRL.

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2004-12-21, 20:53

Quote:
Originally Posted by Purgatos
You can't even see her face...
Ding ding ding.
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murbot
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2004-12-21, 21:04

Hey, what the heck was with that pic of the geeky chick from TechTV last year... she had a photo of herself smoking on her blog, and someone opened the photo up in Photoshop, finding the original image data in there somewhere?

Like, she took the photo of herself nude, then cropped out just her smoking, left the tits out... but the original pic is still tucked away in the image data or something.

If I wasn't such a Photostop retard I'd look myself.

Anyone know what I'm talking about, and can you explain what I just tried (badly) to?
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2004-12-21, 21:12

...that doesn't sound right.

Unless it was a layered image and the original layer was just turned off I don't see how that would be possible. When you save an imagine with less information it gets smaller. I also think OS X creates a new file and gets rid of the old file so that it wouldn't even hold the same data.

However...if I'm wrong about the second, it's possible, because the first isn't necessarily true.
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murbot
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2004-12-21, 21:19

OK, I found the page I was looking for. I was wrong about how the whole thing worked.

http://thatsjustnotright.com/nsfw/cat/

Link is NSFW.
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2004-12-21, 21:50

Very clever. Thats a neat trick. I've learned something new, and I'll be looking at pictures like that from now on.
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