Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Yes, this thread's time as come (is probably long-past due actually)... and the proof is right here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7739711.stm |
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Usually when you see a world record set it's kind of, like, cool or something. That was just really, really gay lame.
But I bet some douche is carving up a killer 32' board right now. |
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Thunderbolt, fuck yeah!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Denmark
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Veteran Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: State of Flux
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I've got two:
The (other) Boss -- Lance Armstrong has announced his return to cycling. While this is quite entertaining from my perspective, training and participating in 5 major cycling races in your late thirties is evidence of having too much time on your hands. Some good shots and a short summary of Lance evolution here http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/gall...ture=339793925 Bad sex [writing alas] award exposes this year's nominees -- These writers may also have too much time on their hands. Excerpt from article Quote:
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OK Mr. Sunshine!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Toronto
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George Constanza would approve, though Do not be oppressed by the forces of ignorance and delusion! But rise up now with resolve and courage! Entranced by ignorance, from beginningless time until now, You have had more than enough time to sleep. So do not slumber any longer, but strive after virtue with body, speech, and mind! |
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Mr. Vieira
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Tennessee
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Ohmigosh, that's awful. Ugh...
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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Pimp my Yugo <-- BBC story with embedded flash video (non-uk folk may not get the video)
There are stretch Yugo limos on the web, and this wood-powered one. Seriously. What's next... Pimp my Lada? Oh wait...? All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. |
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Hates the Infotainment
Join Date: May 2004
Location: NSA Archives
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Yah because Onions are the quintessential sex food! WTF.
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¡Damned!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Purgatory
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C'mon. Onion soup is sexy. Just imagine the smell of caramelized onions and beef broth, with a hint of burnt Gruyere. Holy yum. I might have to make some this weekend.
What's more off-putting to me is the term "weeping orifice." Erm. Yeah. I'll get right in there. So it goes. |
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Hoonigan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Canada
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Yeah, wheeping orifice reminds me of something like this:
Maybe depends on what you're doing, but he was camping out down south when that onion soup stench wafted over his back and through her pubes. Not yummy. |
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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These are teh LOL!
Overdue = Spider? Or you could spend your time plotting careers for your hypothetical pet monkey |
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Antimatter Man
Join Date: May 2004
Location: that interweb thing
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How about 1000 hours of Sharpie Lamborghini?
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OK Mr. Sunshine!
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Toronto
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